He himself said that he hasn’t changed since either 1st grade or kindergarten. He thought he was bragging. He didn’t realize he was telling the truth.

The German sense of humor is arid.

Fun fact: the Native Americans that originally created the various and sundry types of corn that we have called themselves, “Walking Maize People.” We’ve analyzed their bones and found that the specific type of carbon that corn “tags” as its own ion, made up about 30-40% of the carbon in their bones, and presumably their bodies.

Due to the fact that corn is added to almost everything that is in the US food chain, when similar analysis has been done to average US citizens, more like 60-70% of the carbon in our bodies comes from corn. We “paint” fruits and veggies with corn, we add corn as sugar to all soda, we add corn to some breads for no reason. We, the citizens of the US, are walking corn.

I grow and sell weed/grass, I don’t think that our industry is profitable enough to influence the beef industry.

According to the instructions on the tin of the only tooth powder I’ve seen in real life, you dipped your toothbrush into the tin. It was round and shaped like a coffee can. The lid didn’t have holes in it that would be needed to sprinkle the stuff out. Also that powder wouldn’t sprinkle at all, it had hardened into a rock of the stuff. You would have needed a chisel, and mortar and pestle to use it by the time I found it

Nothing, but the house I grew up in during the '80s and '90s was built in 1844, and had all sorts of things that had just been there for ages. One of these things was an ancient tin of tooth powder, next to the washbasin by the back door of the kitchen. This house gets its water from a cistern out the back door. I don’t know what the powder was supposed to be like when it was made, back in the '30s according to the tin, but by the time I saw the stuff, it had hardened into a rock. Like you’d need a chisel and mortar and pestle to actually use the stuff again. I suspect that happened due to years of sitting around.

Factorio has taken over cars.

Given how US society treats alcohol, that seems reasonable. Our overall relationship with alcohol is pretty masochistically abusive.

Transitional periods take time, and are generally pretty messy. Most of that is because comfortable humans are inherently lazy. The rich managed to stave off a transitional period that began in the mid 1800’s for almost a century with specific concessions to the working class, that they immediately started clawing back, after WWI and WWII. They can’t hold it back with neoliberal rot anymore, so the transitional period may now continue.

It will get better, just maybe not within our lifetimes.

Isn’t that just, “The walrus was Paul?”

I kinda got this privilege in my Jr, and Sr years of high school. I had the same teacher both years because AP English, and when it came time to read either Les Miserables or Pride and Prejudice, I informed her that I had already read the book, and provided her with an oral synopsis. Instead I read Dante’s Inferno, (I was attempting to finish the entire Divine Comedy, but it took me too long to finish Paradisio, so I just did a report on the first third.) and handed in parallel work on that book instead. The same thing happened with all the required reading books, but Mrs. Sparks wasn’t surprised. I was one of those kids that read several hundred books a year.

Lars just does what Hetfield tells him to

They didn’t hate the janitor. The janitor hated the doctors, until JD managed to befriend him and find out why he hated the doctors.

Sounds like an excellent reason to never buy a non indie game again.

He lacks the depth, warmth, and flexibility to be a cunt. He’s a poor excuse for a pile of feces.

I have firstname.lastname@ Gmail, again from when it was invite only, as well as yahoo, and Hotmail from when it hadn’t been bought by MS

Thankfully only ≈ 800 people worldwide have the same spelling as my first name none of which are older than me, and none of them have the unique combo of my first and last name, so I don’t have those shenanigans happening

Firstname.lastname@gmail, and @yahoo, and @hotmail (before MS bought it.)

Cliff Cash, Johnny Cash’s cousin, would probably be happy to lead her through a new “Southern Strategy.”

Why does he have a pink checkmark?

https://youtu.be/zvgZtdmyKlI