I love how when I started reading this comment, I thought it was going to be some deep dive into the structural integrity of the main bag being compromised by the wet bags, and it would lead to some analogy of how compromised our systems are.
Nope. Just a confusing shot at republicans that you didn’t see coming even as you read it. Like POW! HOW YA LIKE ME NOW??? and you’re just reading it like…
Oh ho ho ho! hearty chuckle
And then you get sad because you remember the whole world is still one massive dumpster fire.
Consider a bag. Now fill that bag with nothing but wet bags. That bag of wet bags is a rocket surgeon compared to any given republican.
I love how when I started reading this comment, I thought it was going to be some deep dive into the structural integrity of the main bag being compromised by the wet bags, and it would lead to some analogy of how compromised our systems are.
Nope. Just a confusing shot at republicans that you didn’t see coming even as you read it. Like POW! HOW YA LIKE ME NOW??? and you’re just reading it like…
Oh ho ho ho! hearty chuckle
And then you get sad because you remember the whole world is still one massive dumpster fire.
Sorry, why do the bags have to be wet? Does the wetness affect the intelligence of a bag?
He left out the “paper” part: “wet paper bag.” MTG is as intelligent as a wet paper bag is at holding stuff without tearing.
It’s just a fun descriptor, and no, it has no impact on the intelligence of any of the bags involved.