Cyberastrology: The theory that if you know the exact network conditions at the time someone first connected to the Internet, such as ping times to the major servers of the cyberzodiac, you can predict their future.

  • KittenBiscuits@lemm.ee
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    23 hours ago

    This sounds like a fun thought experiment. What are the cyberastrological signs?

    “Oh, she’s such a typical Myspace”

    “I can’t adult properly when AOL is in retrograde.”

    “I’m a Lemmy with Linux in the fourth house”

    • kbal@fedia.ioOP
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      22 hours ago

      Sure, but don’t forget to include the basics such as the root name servers: Verisign(A), USC-ISI, Cogent, U of Maryland, NASA Ames, ISC, Defence Information Systems Agency, US Army Research Lab, Netnod, Verisign(J), RIPE, ICANN, WIDE