• Hamartiogonic@sopuli.xyz
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    2 days ago

    The conversation probably went something like this:

    Dude 1: Yo, I’m like, sky-high, man!

    Dude 2: No way, bro! Where’d ya cop this fire?

    Dude 1: Beats me, man. I was already blitzed when I scored it.

    Dude 2: Duuuude, that’s wicked!

    Dude 1: Ayo, listen up, I just had this like, mind-blowing epiphany. Check it, bro. This is gonna flip the script, man. Let’s slap up a fence right at the entrance to the parking lot.

    Dude 2: Totally, let’s make it happen. It’ll be like, the ultimate vibe killer for the fuzz, man. They’ll never see it comin’. Plus, think about the street cred we’ll get. We’ll be legends, man. Legends!

    Boys went and slapped up a fence right there, and stopped thinking about it any further. Who needs brains when you’re total legend.