⭐yurow viszun 2025
wen der lyt show wer consideroublee beter den da mewzic
lyt show: 11/10
mewzic: nil pwuah
⭐Canned Laughter
If you watch Only Fools and Horses carefully in the modern day you will notice that it’s not really a comedy like you thought it was.
It was produced with the sole intention to dumb down everyone whoever watched it, depressing the British Isles and the world at large in an incredibly sinister way.
Pay particular attention to all of Del’s jokes to unravel the mystery. Why not rate them out of 10 if you’re that way inclined?
Bonus: Rewatch Only Fools and Horses with your new level of awareness and pay attention to how the canned laughter plays out.
You may be amused to hear audio clips of people laughing at the end of mundane and humourless sentences. Unintentional priceless comedy of an epic magnitude.
You can apply the above process to almost any situational comedy. I also noticed it in a startling way in the original series of the Fresh Prince of Bel Air.
The name of the show “Only Fools” really means only a fool would watch this shite and create an emotional attachment to it that lasts their entire lifetime.
“And Horses” though? The producers are giving a nod and a wink to the Horse Kingdom. A highly benevolent, extremely intelligent and spiritually ascended creature. They certainly ain’t fools, that’s for sure, even if they are subjugated by certain factions of the human race at large.
Vous m’écoutez La France? Vous êtes des sales mangeurs de chevaux.
⭐Cru-L-Tea
Q: How do you know she is a witch?
A: Becoz she drinks english tea lol
• Boiled bleachy municipal tap water loaded with free heavy metals, chems and further afield
• Infant cow milk from pregnant cow
• Sodium Fluoride tinyurl.com/BlackTeaContainsFluoride
• Many will add yet another neurotoxin known as aspartame
• Limescale from boiling apparatus
Awwww nice.
⭐Mafs
News just in: 82% of natives from the British Isles cheated during their multiplication tests in their early years.
• Some kids fearlessly utilised the assistance of a calculator machine
• Some wrote the answers on their hands and arms
• Some wrote on tiny scraps of paper
• Some used rulers housed within their pencil case that displayed the necessary info
• Some even used their pencil case itself
If you had/have another ingenius way that you’d like to share with us then we’d love to know.
The above information were psychically exchanged.
⭐Nite, night or nyt?
Nite and night are both in the English dictionary.
Nite and night both mean the same thing.
For some reason we’re encouraged to utilise the version that sounds like “niggert” if we were to speak the word phonetically without regulation.
Night and niggert. There could be a terrifying joke hiding away there somewhere.
Nyt is our most favourite as it’s entirely phonetic n therefore exists at a much higher frequency than “night”.
⭐New age mafs
Michael Jackson divided by pig, stole your ma’s car and wore your dad’s wig.
Moving forward we’ve been cordially advised to never divide Michael Jackson by pig.
⭐Cheerio, ta-ta and f*** off
Summink funny that we’d like you to know.
At the end of every conversation why not say the following in the style and tone of Mr Terry Tibbs:
“Cheerio, ta-ta and f*** off.”
Joke particulars:
A) If preferred you’re welcome to omit the “and.”
(I don’t think I need u to tell me that but cheers anywayz)
B) You may change “f*** off” to “piss off” if you fink the word “f***” might offend.
(Fanks again yer dick)
C) To tune into the required voice for the above exercise, the key is to concentrate on the word “ta-ta.”
Say “ta-ta” gently into the roof of your mouth whilst imagining you are Terry Tibbs himself. Be creative.
Like magic you’ll be channelling Terry on an automatic basis. New party trick for u.
(Wtf r u on)
In case ur too lazy to use YouTube, eers Mr Terry Tibbs at the top of his game courtesy of Channel 4 TV
⭐King Wazzock III of Surbiton
In case you didn’t know, the English word “wazzock” came into reality after the kings of yesteryear expelled their stools onto garden tools.
(Post image here at a later stage)
Wazzock: the perfect insult to throw at Donald Trump - The Guardian
⭐Vampired
Why did they surreptitiously rename the “Interview with a vampire” franchise to “Interview with the vampire”, then make us believe it was only ever called “Interview with the vampire?”
Why do they do these fiiingz? 🙄
“How do I reach these kiiiiids.” (South Park Reference)
⭐If they don’t get it then they don’t get it
Our humour’s so dry that most won’t learn we were messin’ aboot until they carry out their life review in the Afterlife Realm where we can exist on an eternal basis.
⭐A PSA for individuals from the reggae island nation of Jamaica
Please don’t say the word “ickle” and fink ur cute for doin’ so.
Not if ur stuffin yer face wiv goat burgers like they’re goin outta fashion and uv got a pot belly.
⭐Looking forward to breakfast
Do you watch Channel 4’s television programme Four in a bed because you yearn to see the contestants wolf down high quality cooked English breakfasts?
We also wonder if you’re unnaturally interested in the quality and locality of the sausages that are served during morning breakfast.
And yeah we’re sayin “high quality cooked English breakfasts” with the same greedy tone embedded within the vocal expression of Mr Kipling.
What of it.
⭐0/10
If you don’t think there’s great comedy about at present then you’re looking in all the wrong places.
In 2025, they crashed Britain’s Got Talent to 1/10 (and frequently to 0/10) from where it was in previous years, circa 9-10 out of 10.
It’s easy to notice that Simon Cowell and all the other judges have been rehearsing their “Wow you’re the best act I’ve ever seen” dramatisation scenes that they’re compelled to display at the end of deficient 0/10 auditions.
Let’s just say that Simon’s dramatic reactions to the poorest quality entertainment ever seen on national British TV are the most unconvincing we’ve witnessed to date.
Alesha Dixon isn’t too far behind. Her eyes scream out “You may be the worst act I’ve seen to date and I think I might hate you.”
It is also rather funny when Mr. Cowell pretends to be impressed by a 5-year-old boy doin’ rubbish magic tricks ‘n’ claimin’ he’s better than Harry Potter’s mum.
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