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cm0002@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

Hmmm this came from the gutter of the gutter of my mind. You have been warned.

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Hmmm this came from the gutter of the gutter of my mind. You have been warned.

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cm0002@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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    Just leaving Semenology here

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    i hate when people talk about cum as a milk substitute in coffee.

    it’s a egg white replacement.

    it would just curdle in hot drinks

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    Blood too :D

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    Let’s math! An average egg holds 52ml in volume. The average ejaculation delivers between 2 and 6ml. This means you’ll have to nut into your pie crust 9 - 26 times to keep it from crumbling.

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      I cast “when you go to work/school tomorrow your boss/teacher will have everyone check each other’s browser history as office/class team-building exercise.”

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    What’s the joke about every generation thinking they invented sex? That, but with cum cooking, I guess: https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/5830947-natural-harvest---a-collection-of-semen-based-recipes

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      Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants.

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      ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

      Just today’s lucky 10,000 for this topic ig

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      That readers also enjoy section under it…hmmm. Only horse like people I suppose.

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        deleted by creator

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    But can I whip it into a cum meringue?

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      Probably?

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        Probably? PROBABLY? Where’s your sense of scientific rigour, my dude?

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          At the bottom of a case of Gatorade and zinc supplements. Give him a bit…

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          You’re quite right, professor. I’ll start the grant application right away!

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    Or blood.

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      As much as I recoil from it, blood sausage is a thing.

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        Black pudding is great

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    That’s why I have a copy of Natural Harvest along with my other cook and recipe books.

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    They said Mind not…

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    There used to be a video on pornhub of a couple of dudes nutting into a skillet, then some chick makes an omelet with all the jizz and eats it. Pretty gross

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      interesting that if she would have swallowed raw cum, it’s considered sexy, but actually cooking it? gross

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    Accidental art history major. Tempera paints are great.

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      Cumpera?

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    My friend asked my partner her recipe for her awesome sticky rice the other day. I told him I provide a special ingredient.

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