⭐introw
dario dyalect or dd⭐inglish iz a nu ultruh hy freequensee verzshun ov da inglish langwij
● if yer aint cairful yul becum da freequensee ov da langwij ye relay da mowst
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fink n speek ferneticlee t varstlee augment ya persunol freequensee
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if at orl posibul yer guna av t get owver ye egoic respons n gayn a wee bit ov brayveree furst if it mayks enee sens t ya
dd⭐inglish iz inglunds langwij ov luv n iz prezuntlee beein inventid by ©kevndario
● standerd inglish iz lo t ultruh ultruh lo freequensee n dis may av un impact on sertun aspecs ov lyf
● weer olso returnin a few uld wurds from yesteryeer dat mowst wer tuld t never yuz duw t em beein too informul
● jus t mayk tranzparunt we fink up 1 undroud % ov da wurds from standerd inglish t dd⭐inglish
⭐uva infows
dd⭐inglish iz u no punctuwayshun langwij unles yer fink its towtulee needid
dd⭐inglish iz entyalee lower cays upart from da langwij naym
dd⭐inglish aint tryin t reeinvent der weel so t’ speek wen we bring forwood a nu wurd or consept lyk aurelius, urfseelin, ulderkid, ulderpersun, ulderpeeps, avagrabia, naturelo, mar, par n menee mor
dd⭐inglish wil ownlee invent a nu wurd if da modun day equivalunt iz too lo freequensee for da job in hand
⭐nuwz
clik eer
⭐mayn nuwz
9 july
due to dd⭐inglish being an ultra high frequency (and beyond) dialect ov english we had to have a rethink about the ultra low frequency word that is “english”
it’s now time to choose a side or park it f l8r if yer need t
wots ya nationality?
english = wp shenanigans ‘n’ were also intentionally made non-phonetic so the word itself hurts yer mind and soul
the word english is ultra x3 low frequency
the word england is ultra x4 low frequency
inglish ‘n’ inglunder are non-racist and non-judgemental protocols in line with our natural soul frequency
i.e. who we are at soul level
the word inglish / inglunder is ultruh x6 hy freequensee
england becomes inglund
the word inglund is ultruh x6 hy freequensee
⭐comunicayshun stayshun (syt updaytid 12:46)
dd⭐inglish wer establishd on 12 may 2025
earth = urf
born on earth = b urf
= burf (birth)
da ownlee reezunz yer myt not wona yutalyz der fulowin ultruh hy freequensee wurds t uplift yer sowl:
dair, den, dat, da, der, d, aint, got, get etc
wer duw t:
● raysizm
● finkin dat ur guna be a smelee uncoof lyk ali g
● yer eego 😂
orl ov da abuv reezunz av summink in comun wiv eech uva
dair orl condishund inta ya by sinister forsiz ahtsyd yer aforitee
a wee selecshun ov nu dd⭐inglish wurds
standerd inglish | dd⭐inglish
● london | lundn
● astrology ✈️ | stelarstudeez, stelarstudz, astrostudeez, stelastudeez, astrastudeez, stelerstudeez, astrustudeez, stellarstudeez, stellastudeez, stelastudz, astrostudz, astrastudz, astrustudz, stelerstudz, stellarstudz, stellastudz, astrolyf, astralyf
● star | stela, stelar, astra, astrer, astro, star, sulestiul bodee
● awareness | erwairnis, erwairnoos
● birmingham | burm, burminoum
● cancer | aurelius (zowdiac syn)
● uranus | yurounus
● once | wunss
● anywhere | eneewair
● horse | horss
● alton towers | oltun teowers
● accent | acseunt
● amazing | amayzin, umayzin, wunderful, wundaful, orsoum, lit, fya, weow, smashin, stunin, fantastic, bril, breftaykin, trific, fabyulous, soupurb, corr, qwolutee, divyn, splendid
● good | nys, gr8, wurd, sik, kool, fyn, deesunt, dank, good, sound, tyt, plezunt, ays, prym
● bad | orerbul, dud, ruf, laym, ifee, orful, crumee, ransid, grim, rotun, krap, poop, dredful
● earth plane | urf playn
● money | munee
● restaurant | restront, resteront
● know | no
● known | nown
● vehicle | veercool
● announced | anownsd
● junior, teenager, adolescent | ulderkid (10 t’ 20 yeers uld)
● adult meens stewpid persun | ulderpersun (20+ yeers uld)
● country | nayshun (“country” forsiz u to fink or say a rewd wurd dat lowers yor freequensee fild by stelf)
● england | inglund
● britain | britun
● lgbtq | gb
● twink | gay ulderkid
● london bridge | lundn brij
● there, their, they’re n they are | dair
● quiet | qwyut
● quite | qwyt
● christmas | crismous
● desert | dezeut
● dessert | dizert, dezurt, poudin, pud
● vegan | naturelo
orl wurds kuntayn a wayvlenf freequensee
ultruh hy freequensee (dd⭐inglish) = wy downtcha part ways n gimee sum rest
hy freequensee = Yoo cud exit my vicinity and let me be?
meedium freequensee = Why don’t u go away and leave me in peace?
lo freequensee = Why don’t you piss off and leave me alone?
ultruh lo freequensee = Why don’t you f**** off and leave me alone u pri**?
orl wurds kuntayn a wayvlenf freequensee
ultruh hy freequensee (dd⭐inglish) = n ud be ryt den ahahaha lul
hy freequensee = ‘N’ you’d be rite but y all da concern?
meedium freequensee = And you would be right and so wot?
lo freequensee = And you would be correct, and so what of it?
ultruh lo freequensee = And you would be right there you f*n *********
orl wurds kuntayn a wayvlenf freequensee
ultruh hy freequensee (dd⭐inglish) = bum bum, bot bot n botee
hy freequensee = Bum, Buns, Jacksy, Keister, Tush ‘n’ Tooshie
meedium freequensee = Bottom, Behind, Rear end, Derrière, Fanny, Batty, Butt and Backside
lo freequensee = Arse, Buttocks, Rear, Gluteus maximus, Posterior and Rectum
ultruh lo freequensee = Rump, Pu**y, Buss* and Anus
la dicshunary
standerd inglish | dd⭐inglish
[ A ]
Aardvark | ardvark
Abandon | ubandun
About | abaat, about, rigardin
Absolutely | absalootlee, absulootlee (depends on yor dyalect)
Abundance | abunduns
Abundant | abundunt
About | abaht, about, bout
Accent | acseunt
Accurate | acurut
Across | ercros, acros
Acquire | aqwyer, aqwya
ADHD | ortizum, ortistic
Added | adid
Addition | adishun
Adolescent | ulderkid
Adult | ulderpersun or ulderpeep (da etymolerjee ov “adult” iz a stewpid persun - a dolt/dult)
Adventure | oudventia (if dis duznt seem ryt can u at leest av a fink about it “chesingtun wurld ov oudventiaz”)
Adventures | oudventiaz
Advice | advys, help, tips, info
Aeroplane | airplayn, playn, airoplayn
Afield | afeeld
After | arfter
Ago | ergo
Ahead | ahed
Air | air
Ain’t | aint
Alcohol | alcerhowl
Align | alyn
Alive | alyv
All | orl
Alton Towers | oltun teowers
Alright | oryt
Also | olso
Always | oulways
Amazing | amayzin, umayzin, wunderful, wundaful, orsoum, weow, smashin, stunin, fantastic, incredibul, bril, breftaykin, trific, fabyulous, splendid, supurb, corr, qwolutee, divyn, fya
Amazon | amerzun, amerzownia
Amethyst | amerfist
Am not | aint
Amsterdam | amsterdam
America | america, umerica
An | un, an
Anagram | anergram
Anatomy | anatumee, unatumee
Ancient | aynchunt, aynchount
And | n, ‘n’, n’
Angel | aynjul
Animal Kingdom | animul kingdum
Announced | anownsd
Announcement | anownsmunt
Announces | anownsiz
Another | unuver
Any | enee
Anymore | nemor, eneemor
Anyone | ne1, eneewun
Anything | eneefing
Anywhere | eneewair
Apologise | upolerjyz
Apology | upolerjee
Appear | erpeer
Appears | erpeerz
Apple | apul
Apricot | aypricot
April | apr
Aquarius | aquaireeus, aquairius
Are | ar
Aren’t, Are not | aint
Arrive | eryv, aryv
Aries | aireez
Around | around
Ascendant | asendeunt
Ascended | asendid, ersendid
Ascension | asenshun
Ashwagandha | gandalf
Aspects | aspecs
Astrology ✈️ | stelarstudeez, stelarstudz, astrostudeez, stelastudeez, astrastudeez, stelerstudeez, astrustudeez, stellarstudeez, stellastudeez, stelastudz, astrostudz, astrastudz, astrustudz, stelerstudz, stellarstudz, stellastudz
Attention | atenshun
Audience | audiunss
Audio | sound
Audition | ordishoun
Augment | augment
August | aug
Auntie | arnt, arntee
Australia | oz
Autistic | ortistic
Autism | ortizum
Aura | soul freequensee, orra, orrer, enurjee sig, enurjee fild, enurjetic freequensee, persunol freequensee, vibrayshun
Aware | erwair
Awareness | erwairnis, erwairnoos
Awesome | orsoum
[ B ]
Baby | baybee
Back (t go ⬅️) | bak
Back (hewmun anatumee) | back
Bad | orerbul, dud, ruf, laym, ifee, orful, crumee, ransid, grim, rotun, krap, tackee
Ball | bul
Balls | bulz
Banana | narner, bunarna, binarna
Beautiful | bewtiful
Beauty | bewtee
Became | bicaym
Because | coz, becoz, bicoz
Become | becum, bicum
Becomes | becums, bicums
Beans | beens
Been | been, bin
Before | b4, bifor, befor
Belgium | beljum
Better | beter
Beyond | biyond
Big | big, masiv, larj, jyunt
Bird Kingdom | burd kingdum
Birmingham | burm, burminoum
Birth | burf
Birthday | burfday
Bitcoin | btc, bitcoyn
Black | blak
Blockchain | blokchayn
Blue | blu
Bonus | bownus
Boom Festival, Idanha-a-Nova, Distrito de Castelo Branco | boom festivul idanya a nova distreeto de castelo branco
Boron | borron
Boy | boy aka infunt, ulderkid
Boyfriend | boyfrend
Brand new | bran nu
Brazil | brerzil
Breakbeat | braykbeet
Brain | brayn, nogin
Brighter | bryta
Bringing | bringin, returnin
Britain | britun
British Airways | british airwayz
Brother | bruv, bruver
Brown | broun
Business | biznis
[ C ]
Café | caf
Calcium | calseeum
Call | fown, shout
Cambridge | caymbrij
Came | caym
Can | cn
Candle | candul
Cannabinoids | canubinoyds, canabinoyds
Cannabis | 420
Canada | canurdu (sed: can-uh-duh)
Cancer | aurelius (zowdiac syn)
Cancer | canser (condishun)
Capricorn | capricornous (aynchunt), capricorn (standerd inglish)
Cardif
Careful | cairful
Carpet | carpit
Carrot | carut (plurul: caruts)
Ceiling | seelin
Celebrate | selabrayt, selerbrayt
Celestial | sulestiul
Cell phone | air fown. mowbyl
Certain | sertun
Channel | chanul
Channeled | chanuld
Change | chaynj
Changing | chaynjin
Character | caructer (plurul: caructerz)
Chat | chat, tolk, speek, convers, banter, banta, nater, jabber, articulayt
Check | check
Cheers | nys1, fanks, cheers, tar, graytful
Cheese | cheez
Cheesy | cheezee
Chemtrails | cloud formation lynz
Chessington World of Adventures | chesingtun wurld ov oudventiaz
Chi | chee
Chia seed pudding | cheeyu seed pudin
Child | infunt (0 to 10 yeerz uld), tot, junier, yung persun, ulderkid (10 to 20 yeerz uld)
Children | infunts (0 to 10 yeerz uld), tots. juniers, yung peepul, ulderkids (10 to 20 yeerz uld)
Christmas | crismous
Clapham Junction | clapoum junkshun
Clear | cleer
Clean | cleen
Click | clik
Coconut | cowcunut
Collect | culect
Collection | culecshun
Colloquial | sling, informul
Come | kum
Coming | kumin
Comfort | kumfoet
Communication | comunicayshun
Communicating | comunicaytin
Completed | dunit, sortid, finishd, compleetid
Completely | compleetlee, towtulee, fulee (sed: f-ü-l lee)
Computer | computer, laptop, pc
Confirms | confurms
Confused | not wiv it, spaysd, puzould
Connect | cunekt, link
Connection | cunekshun, link
Consept | consept
Considerable | consideroubul
Considerably | consideroublee
Contact | contakt
Contain | kuntayn
Contains | kuntayns
Conversions | converszuns
Correct | corect
Corrected | corectid
Country | nayshun (“country” forsiz u t fink or say a rud wurd dat lowers yur vybrayturee fild by stelf)
Courage | curij
Cousin | cuz, cuzun
Created | creeaytid
Croydon | croy
Cruelty | crualtee
Crumble | crumbul
Cryptocurrency | cripto
Crystal | cristul
Cucumber | kewcumba
Current | curount
Curved | kurvd
Cute | kewt
Czech Republic | chek republic
[ D ]
Dad | par, farver
Dance Floor | darnsflor
Data | dayter
Date | dayt
Daughter | dorter
Day | day
Days | dayz
Dead | ded
December | dec
Decentralised | deesentrulyzd, web3, da web3 intunet, blokchayn
Deceptive | diseptiv
Decided | disydid, desydid
Dedicated | dedicaytid
Depends | dipends, depends
Desert | dezeut
Dessert | dizert, dezurt, poudin, pud
Denmark | denmark
Development | dev
Devon | devun
Dialect | dyalect
Dictionary | deeko, dicshunary
Did not | dint
Dirty | unkempt, durtee, uncleen
Disabled | disay
Distant | distunt
Divide | divyd
Doctor | naturopath, gp
Does | duz
Doesn’t, Does not, Don’t or Do not | duznt, downt
Done | dun, enactid
Don’t | downt, dant
Don’t know | dunow, downt no
Don’t you | downtcha, downt ya, downt u, downt yoo
Down | dahn, deown
Dover | dowva
Dream | dreem
Dreamy | dreemee
Drum and Bass | drumnbays
Dubai | dooby (sed: doo-by)
Due | duw
Duvet | doovay
Dystopian | distowpeun
[ E ]
Earth | urf
Earth plane | urf playn
Earth realm | urf relm
East | eest
Eastbourne | eestborn
Easter | eestu, eester
Eastern | eestun
Easyjet | eezeejet
Edinburgh | edinbura
Ego | eego | egoiclee silee (wen yor in ur eego n say silee fings u downt rearlee meen) - nu DD⭐Inglish term
Either | eever, eeva
Ejaculate | spurt, spew
Elated | ilaytid
Elation | ilayshun
Element | elumunt, elamunt
Elevate | eluvayt
Emergency | imerjunsee, urjount
End | end, stop, finish, fynul, terminayt, conclewd, distroy
Energy | enurjee (hy), enerjee (lo)
Energetic | enajetic, enerjetic
Engagement | engayjmunt
England | inglund
English | inglish or inglunder
Enough | enuf, inuf
Enter | enta, enter
Enters | enterz
Entire | entya
Entirely | entyalee
Equivalent | equivalunt, uquivalunt
Era | eeruh
Ethereum | eth, eefa
Etymology | etymolerjee
Euro | yurow
Europe | yuroup
European | yuroupeun
Even | eevun
Ever | eva, ever
Effervescent | efervesunt
Example | exarmpul
Excite | exsyt, fril, rouwz, enlyvun
Excited | gasd, sykd, pumpd, mynd blown, exsytid, stowkd
Exciting | frilin, exsytin, mynd blowin, powaful
Existence | existuns
Experience | expeeriuns
Extravagant | extra
Eyelid | eyelid
[ F ]
Face | fays
Fanbase | fanbays
Favour | fayva, fayver
Favourite | fayv, fayvrut
February | feb
Fetid | fetid
Fib | fib, ly, woper, tayl
Field | fild (freequensee or enerjee fild)
Field | feeld (parstur)
Find | fynd
Fine | fyn
Finished | dunit, compleetid, finishd
Finland | finlund
Fire | fya, fyer
Firmament | urfseelin
First | furst
Fixed | fixd
Flat | flat
For | f
Folkestone | folkstun
Follow | folow
For | f, f’, for
Force | fors
Forced | forsd
Forces | forsiz
Forget | fget
Fortune | fortun
Forward | forwood
Found | feownd
France | frarns
Franglais | fringlish
Frequency | freequensee
Frequently | freequentlee
Friday | fryday
Friend | frend
Fruit | frut
Fully | fulee
Funny | funee, comic
Funny words | funee wurds | nyack nyack nyack, nyap nyap nyap
Further | furva, furver
Future | fewtya, fewtyer
[ G ]
Garage | garij
Gatwick Airport | gatwick airport
Gave | gayv
Gemini | jeminy (sed: jem-in-eye)
Gentleman | gentulmoun
Germany | jermunee, jermanee
Ghosts | downt exist but stagnunt enurjee filds from da parst do
Ghostbusters | gohstebusterz
Gibraltar | jibrolter
Girl | gurl aka infunt, ulderkid
Girlfriend | gurlfrend
Glass | glars
Globe | aint yer a silee wun
Goat | gowt
Goes | gowz
Going to | guna
Gold | guld
Good | nys, gr8, sik, kool, fyn, deesunt, dank, good, sound, tyt, plezunt, ays, prym, wurd
Grandad | granpar
Grape | grayp
Grateful | graytful
Great Britain | grayt britun
Greece | grees
Green | 420
Green | green (colour)
Guernsey | gurnzee
Guidelines | gydlynz
Guy | gy
[ H ]
Half | arf, harf
Happens | appunz
Happening | appnin
Happy | chufd, orsoum, ecstatic, lit, pumpd, ilaytid, cheerful, gay, apee, hapee, yuforic
Hardcore | ardcor
Harry Potter | aree poter ✨
Has | az, haz
Hasn’t, Has not | aint
Haunted | horntid (aint a negertiv wurd az cn be yuwtilyzd in a hylee pozitiv way shud ye wish t)
Have | av, ouv, uv, ov, hav
Have a | avu (sed: av-uh), ava, av a, hava
Haven’t, Have not | aint
Have to | havt, havta, hav t, hafter, hafta
He | 'e, he
Heart | hart
Headline | hedlyn
Heard | urd, hurd
Hears | heers
Heathrow Airport ✈️ | eefro, eefro airport, eefrow, eefrow airport, heefrow, heefrow airport ✈︎
Heaven | hevun
He is | he’z, heez
Her | er, her
Hereby | eerby
Here | eer, heer
Hidden | hidun
High | hy
Highly | hylee
Him | im, him
His | iz, hiz
Historic | yesteryeer
Homophobia | internulyzd haytrid | orl owmerfowbz ar gay
Honour | oner
Hour | our
Hours | ours
House | ouws, houws
Hope | expect, wish, owp, howp, dreem, yurn
Horizon | heryzun
Horrible | orobul, orerbul, oribul, orubul
Horse | horss
How | oew, hoew
Howl | heowl
However | oewever, oeweva
Hull | hull
Husband | hubee, hub
Human | hewmun
Humans | hewmuns
Humour | hewmu (sed: hew-muh)
Hungry | ungree, hungree, starvin
Hurt | urt, hert
Hybrid | hybrid
[ I ]
Ibiza | eyebeefuh
Iceland | iyslund
I’m, I am | am, im
Improve | improov
Incorrect | rong, mistayk, untru
Increased | increest
Indica | indica
Inextricable | unsolverbul, chalunjin, dificoult
Infant | infunt, junier, yung persun, ulderkid
Inspired | inspyurd
Instances | instunsiz
Interested | intrestid
Interracial | interayshul
Internet | intunet
Intense | intenss
Intensely | intenslee
Intention | intenshun
Intention | intenshunul
Intentionally | intenshunulee
Into | inta, into
Invented | inventid
Inverness | invernes
Inverts | invurts
Inverted | invurtid
Invite | invyt
Invited | invytid
Iron | fe, eyeyun
Iodine | eyeodeen
Is | iz
Is it | iz it, izit
Isn’t or Is not | aint
Isle of Man | iyul ov man
Isle of Wight | iyul ov wyt
Israel | izrayl, izrayul, izrayel, izrayal
Italian | italeeun
Italy | italee
It’s or It is | tiz (from t’is)
It’s good in dat funny euro accent dat every1 luvs | eets geuwt
It was | twoz, it wer
[ J ]
January | jan
Japan | japan, nihon (japerneez for japan)
Japanese | japerneez
Jazz | jaz
Joke | larf, funee, lark, gag
Journey | jurnee
July | july
June | jun
Junior | junier tot, infunt, yung persun, ulderkid
Jupiter | jupiter
Just | jus
[ K ]
Kale | kayl
Kettle | ketul
Key | kee
Keyboard | keebord
Kid | infunt, tot, junier, yung persun, ulderkid
Kidney Beans | kidnee beenz
Kind | kynd
Kiwi | keewee
Know | no
Known | nown
[ L ]
Label | laybul
Lady | laydee
Lamb | lam
Language | langwij
Languages | langwijz
Lanzarote | lanzerotee
Large | masiv, big, larj
Late | l8, layt
Later | l8r, l8er, layter, layta
Laugh | wms, larf, ahaha, gigul
Laughing | wms (wetin ma self), larfin, giglin
Laughter | larfter, gigulz
Launched | lornchd
League of Gentlemen | leeg ov gentulmoun, log
Learn | lurn
Leave | leev, exit, part
Left | left
Leicester | lesta, lester
Le Shuttle | yurowstar
Let me | lemme
Leo | leeo
LGBTQ | gb
Libra | leebra
Life | lyf
Lifetime | lyf tym
Light | lyt
Like | lyk
Listen | lisun
Litecoin | ltc, lytcoyn
Lithuania | lifuwaynia
Liverpool | liverpool
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch | lanfair
Load | lowd
Losing | louzin
Lost | lost
London | lundn
London Bridge | lundn brij
London Victoria | lundn victoreeu, lundn victoreea
Lousy | louwzee
Lovable | luvubul, luverbul
Love | luv
Low | lo, low
Lowers | lowers
[ M ]
Machine | mousheen
Madonna | madoner
Magic | majik
Magnesium | mag
Mainly | maynlee
Malta | multu (sed: mult-uh)
Many | menee
Manchester Airport | manchester airport
Mauritius | ilmorees
Make | mayk
Marbles | marbulz
March | mar
Mars | marz
Mate | m8, m8ee, mayt, maytee, pal, chum, kidder, kidda, dood, geez
May | may
Me | me
Mean | meen
Media | meedia
Meditation | meditayshun
Mercury | murc (metul)
Mercury | mercury (sulestiul bodee)
Meter reading | meetuh reedin
Method | mefud
Muesli | mewzlee
Might | myt
Million | mileeyun
Milk | milk
Mind | mynd
Mineral | minerul
Minute | min, minit
Minutes | minz, minits
Mobile phone | air fown, mowbyl
Mode | mowd
Modern | modun
Moment | mowmunt
Monday | munday
Monero | xmr, monairo
Money | munee
Month | moon, munf
Monthly | evree moon
Moon | moon
More | mor
Most | mowst
Motion | mowshun
Mouse | mouws
Move | moov
Multiply | tymz
Multiplication | multiply
Mum | mar, muver
Music | mewzic
Must | mus
My | ma, my
[ N ]
Name | naym
Named | naymd
Nan | nan, granmar, gran
Nation | nayshun
National Curriculum | nashnul kericulum, nashernul kericulum
Natural | natrul
Nature | naytur
Naughty | clown, nortee, cheekee, brat, scamp, rarscol, scalee, reprabayt, prankstu
Navigate | navigayt
Necessary | vytul, needid, isenshul, crewshul
Needed | needid
Neptune | neptune
Netherlands | olund, nevalunds
Never | neva, never
New | nu, nuw
Newcastle | nuwcarsul
News | nuwz
New York | nuw york
New Zealand | nuw zeelund
NGL | aint guna fib (agf) or aint guna ly (agl)
Nice | nys
Nice one | nys1
Nifty | niftee
Nigeria | nyjeeriu (sed: ny-jeer-ee-uh)
Night | nyt
Nightmare | nytmair
Night time | nytym
None | nun
No | na, now
North | norf
Northern Ireland | norvun eyerlund
Norway | norway
Not | aint
Nothing | nufin
Noticed | nowtisd
Nottingham | notingum
Notepad | nowtpad
Nothing | nufin, nowt
November | nov
Now | neow
Nowt | neowt
Numerology | numerolojee
[ O ]
Oat | owt
Obvious | obvious
Ocean | oeshun, see
October | oct
Of | ov
Off | of
Official | ofishul
Old | uld
Older | ulder
Once | wunss
One | wun
Ongoing | ongowin
Only | ownlee
Onwards | onwuds
Orange | orinj
Organic | organic
Origin | orerjin
Other | uva, uver
Others | uverz, uvaz
Out | aht, out
Over | owva, owver
Owl | eowl
Oxford | oxfud
[ P ]
Pair | pair
P&O Ferries | p&o fereez
Party | partee
Past | parst, yesteryeer, uld tymz
Pasture | parstur
Patient | payshount
Paedophile | raypist ov infunts n ulderkids bilow 18
Papaya | perpyu (sed: per-py-uh)
Paper | payper
Past | yesteryeer, parst
Peace | pees
Pear | pair
Pendulum | pendee, pendulum
Penis | wilee, ding-a-ling, dik, peenus
Pence | pens
People | peepul
Person | persun
Personal | persunol
Phone | fown
Phonetically | ferneticlee
Pie | py
Pigs | pigz
Pineapple | pynapul
Pisces | pysees
Place | playss
Placement | playsmunt
Planets | culestiul bodeez
Plant | plarnt
Plant-based | naturelo
Plane | playn, airplayn, airoplayn
Plenty | tunz, plentee, plefora, abundunt, lots
Plural | plurul
Pluto | pluto (not da diznee dog)
Point | poynt
Polkadot | dot, polkadot
Population | pop
Portsmouth | portsmoof
Portugal | portyagool
Potato | tayter, putayto (plural: tayterz n putaytowz)
Pound £1 | quid, peownd
Powder | poewder
Prebiotic | vytul food t feed good bacteeria (prowbyotic)
Present | prizent (t prizent a speech)
Present | gift, prezunt
Presently | prezuntlee
Presented | prizentid
Presenting | prizentin
Primarily | furstlee
Probiotic | prowbyotic, good bacteeria
Professional | profeshanul
Promise | vow (da wurd “promis” az un orajin ov a sexul naytur)
Pronounced | prunownsd
Protection | prertekshun
Proud | proud
Psychedelic | sykadelic
Psychic | sykik
Psychic connection | sykik cunekshun
Psychic experience | sykik expeereeuns
Psychic protection | sykik prertekshun
Psytrance | sytrarns, sykadelic trarns
Pudding | pudin, dizert, dezurt, pud
[ Q ]
Quality | qwolatee
Quarter | quorta
Quartz | quorts
Quiet | qwyut
Quite | qwyt
Question | qwestyun
[ R ]
Rabbit | rabit
Race | rays
Racial | rayshul
Rainbow | raynbow
Rare | rair
Rarely | rairlee
Rave | rayv
Reading | reedin
Reads | reeds
Reason | reezun
Really | reerlee
Realm | relm
Recently | reesuntlee
Recipes | resipeez
Recommend | rekermend
Recorded | recordid
Reduced | redewsd, riduwsd
Reggae | regay
Regional | reejunul
Reiki | reiki, (sling: raykee)
Rejected | rijectid
Relevant | relervount
Remember | remember
Remove | remoov
Replace | replays
Replaces | replaysis
Report | riport
Reported | riportid
Republic of Ireland | éireann
Restaurant | restront, resteront
Retained | retaynd
Retrograde | retrograyd
Reverse | rivurs
Rhubarb | roobarb
Right | ryt
Rights | ryts
Rising sign | asendeunt
River | rivur
Romance | rowmans
Route | root, jurnee
Rude | rewd
Russia | rusher
Ryanair | ryunair
[ S ]
Sad | sad, dipresd, unapee, forlorn, deown
Sadly | sadlee
Sagittarius | sajitaireeus, sajitairius
Said | sed
Saint | saynt
Salad | salud
Same | saym
Sandwich | sarnee, bredwitch, sandwitch
Sandwiches | sarneez, bredwitchz, sanwijz
Satellite | saterlyt
Sativa | sativa
Saturday | sat, saturday (saturnday)
Saturn | saturn
Saucepan | sorspun
Saved | sayvd
Scorpio | scorpius
Scotland | scotlund
Sea | see, oeshun
Second | secund
Seconds | secunds
Secret | seecrut
Seem | seem
Select | select
Selection | selecshun
Semen | seed, jiz, spunk
Sense | sens
Sentence | sentuns
September | sep
Seychelles | sayshelz
Sex | secks
Sexy | secksee
Share | shair
Sharing | shairin
She’s or she is | she’z, sheez
Sidereal | sydreel tru stelastudz dayta (towtul syns n lahiri)
Sign | syn
Silly | silee, narna, goof, daft, darft, wackee, zaynee
Simple | simpul
Simplicity | simplisitee
Silver | silver
Since | sinss
Sincere | sinseer
Sister | sis, sister
Slang | sling
Small | wee, minee, smorl, puteet
Smegma | ding-a-ling cheez
Smooth | smoov
Snooker | snooku (sed: snook-uh)
So | s, so, sa
Social | soshul
Social media | soshul meedia
Software | sofwair
Some | sum
Someone I know | sumwun i no (in cays ya need t be vayg on sertun maters)
Somewhat | sumwot
Something | summink, sumfin
Son | sun
Sorry | soz, soree
Soul | soul
Soul frequency | soul freequensee
South | souf
Southern | suvern
Sow | sow
Sow | seow
Spain | spayn, españa
Speak | say, speek, chat
Speaking | sayin, speekin, chatin
Special | speshul
Species | speesis
Speedy boarding | speedee bordin, pryoritee bordin
Spinach | spinich
Spirit | spirit
Spirit Guide | hevun guyd, mentor in hevun
Spiritual | spiritul
Stage | stayj
Stages | stayjiz
Station | stayshun
Standard | standerd
Star | stela, stelar, astra, astrer, astro, star, sulestiul bodee
Star sign | sun syn (wy not olso consider ur moon, asendeunt, mars, veenus, houws playsmunts n furver afeeld?)
yul furst need t go eer den eer
da fulowin kums eevun mor hylee rekermendid: lornch yer fayverout serchenjin lyk yandex or yahoo n get a deeper reedin vya da dayter yer discuverd abuv
for exarmpul tap in “mars in aries”, “venus conjunct da ascendant”, “venus in leo”, “moon in pisces”, “saturn in leo”, “venus in da 1st house”, “mercury conjunct mars”, “north node in da 10th house” big etc
ava look at wot els yer cn discuva bout yaself
if ya ever needid da memo for summink den eer it iz and so it iz
Start | start
State | stayt
Stealth | stelf
Sterling | sterlin (munee)
Stockholm | stokowm
Straight | strayt
Strain | strayn
Strawberry | strorbree
Stupid | stewpid
Subtract | mynus
Subtraction | sub
Sugar | shuger
Sun | sun
Sunday | sunday
Sure | shor
Surely | shorlee
Surprise | supryz
Surprised | supryzd
Suprising | supryzin
Surreptitiously | surouptishooslee
Surrey | suree
Sweden | sweedun
Sweetheart | sweetart, sweethart
Symbol | simbul
[ T ]
Table | taybul
Tablespoon | taybulspoon
Tablet | tablut
Talent | talunt
Talk | chat, banta, nata, chinwag, banter, torlk, convers, nater, jabba, jabber, speek, chatter, articulayt
Tampered | tampud
Tarot | taro
Taurus | torous
Tea | tee
Technique | tekneek
Telepathic | telapafic, telerpafic
Telepathic Connection | intrunet
Telepathy | teleperfee
Teenager | ulderkid
Tenerife | tenureef (sed: ten-uh-reef) or tenereef (wen yer les exsytid about it)
Term | term
Terminal | terminul
Thanks | fanks, cheerz, nys1
That | dat
The | d, da, der
The Goonies | da gewneez
Their | dair
Thames Estuary | temz esturee
The Kingdom of Heaven | da kingdum ov hevun
Themselves | umselvs, emselvs
Then | den
There | dair
There is | dairz
They | dey
They are | dair
Think | fink
Third eye | furd eye
This | dis
This one | dis1
Thorpe Park | forp park
Thought | fort
Thoughtful | fortful
Thoughts | forts
Thousand | feowzund (a feow is a grand aka £1k)
Through | froo
Thumb | fum
Thunder | funda, funder
Thursday | furzday
Time | tym
To | t, t’, to
Too | too
Told | tuld
Tomato | tumartow (plurul: toms or tumartows)
Tomorrow | tumoz, tumora, tomoz, tomoro
Total | towtul
Totally | towtulee, towtalee
Tower | teower
Tower block | teower blok
Tower bridge | teower brij
Towel | teowl
Train | trayn (bowf da choo choo n wot wun duz t keep fit)
Trance | trarns (in a UK acseunt)
Trance | trans (in a USA acseunt)
Trans | tranz
Translate | tranzlayt
Translated | tranzlaytid
Transparent | tranzparunt
Trauma | trorma, trormer
Tried | tryd
Troubleshoot | trubulshoot
True | tru
Truth | troof, lyt, truf
Trying | tryin
Tuesday | tewsday
Turkey | turkee
Turns | turns
Twink | gay ulderkid
[ U ]
UHF | ultruh hy freequensee (uhf)
Ultra | ultruh
Umbrella | umbrela
Uncle | uncul (for now or uncool for larfs hahah - a nu wurd myt be on da way az “uncle” iz sadlee ultruh lo freequensee)
Unique | yuneek
Unlocked | unlokd
Update | updayt
Updated | updaytid
Uranus | yurounus
Urge | urj
Urgent | urjunt
Urges | urjiz
URL | weblink, link, linkee
USA | yuwnytid stayts ov oumericu, norf oumericu, yuw ess ay
Use | yewz
Used | yewzd
Using | yoozin
[ V ]
Vagina | mufee, feefee, fanee
Vastly | varstlee
Vear | veer
Vegan | naturelo
Vehicle | veercool
Venus | venus
Version | verzshun
Very | veree
Virgo | vergo
Vibe | vyb
Vibrant | vybrunt
Vibration | vybrayshun
Vibratory | vybrayturee
View | veuw
Views | veuwz
Viewing | veuwin
Virtually | vertyalee
Vitamin | vits
[ W ]
Wasted | waystid
Wales | wayulz
Wanna or want to | wona, wont t, wont t’
Want | wont
Wanted | wona, wontid
Was | wer ‘n’ woz (if dairz ar too menny instunsiz ov wer)
Wash | wosh
Washing | woshin
Washing machine | woshin mersheen
Water | worta, worter
Wave | wayv
Wavelength | wayvlenf
Way | way
We | w, we
Weak | laym
Weather | weva
We are or We’re | weer, we ar, w ar
We have | weev, we av, w av
We will | weel, we wil
We would | we’d, we wud, w wud
Web link | weblink, link
Wednesday | wensday
Weather | weva
We | wee, we
We have | weev, w av, we av
Weed | 420
Week | week
Welcome | welcum
Were | wer
Were not | wurnt
Western | westun
Westminster | westminsta
Westminster Cathedral | westminsta cerfeedrul
What | wot
Whatever | woteva
Wheel | weel
When | wen
Where | wair
Which | dat, sumfin dat, dat witch, witch
Whilst | whylst
Whimsical | wimzicul
White | wyt
Whitney Houston | witnee hoostun
Who | oo, hoo
Why | wy
Wife | wyfee, wyf
Wimbledon | wimbuldoun
Window | winda
Wine | wyn
Winner | winer (yor mynd may see wyn-er oweva its prunounsd “win-er”)
Winning | winin
Will not or won’t | woent, wil not
Wish | wish, pray
With | wiv
Wonder | wunda, amayzmunt, astonishd, wundermunt
Wonder | wunda, mooch, drift. rambul
Word | wurd
Words | wurds
Work | wurk
Working | wurkin
World | wurld
Worst | wurst
Wow | weow
Write | wryt
Written | ritun
Wtf | wtff
[ X ]
X | twita
X-ray | exray
[ Y ]
Year | yeer
Yearly | yeerlee (13x moons)
Years | yeers
Yesterday | yestaday, yesterday
You | y, ya, u, yoo, yer, yu, ye
You’d or you would | ud, u wd, u wud, yoo wud
You’ll or you will | yul, ul, yool
Younger individual (10-20 years) | ulderkid
Your | ur, yor
Yourself | yaself, yerself, urself, yorself
You’re | ur, yor, u ar, yoo ar, yew ar
[ Z ]
Zapped | zapd
Zeal | zeel
Zebra | zebruh
Zealot | zelut
Zeitgeist | zytgyst
Zen | zen
Zenith | zenif
Zero | zeero
Zesty | zestee
Zinc | zink
Zing | zing
Zippy | zipee
Zodiac | zowdiac
Zombie | zombee
Zone | zown
Zonked | zonkd, bopd
Zucchini | zook, zookeenee
enee wurds ya need t see in da deeko? wy downtcha mayk contakt tbh
ideeumz in dd⭐inglish
dd⭐inglish | standerd inglish
aint yer a silee wun | aren’t you a silly one
dat wer orsoum | that was awesome
ritayn yer aynjul | retain your angel
fays lyk a slapd ars | face like a slapped arse
egoiclee silee | wen yer in ye eego n say silee fings in da heet ov da mowmunt dat ya aint fyn wiv
send us orl yer dd⭐inglish ideeumz if ye fink yer good inuf
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