introw

dario dyalect or dd⭐inglish iz a nu ultruh hy freequensee verzshun ov da inglish langwij

● if yer aint cairful yul becum da freequensee ov da langwij ye relay da mowst

  • fink n speek ferneticlee t varstlee augment ya persunol freequensee

  • if at orl posibul yer guna av t get owver ye egoic respons n gayn a wee bit ov brayveree furst if it mayks enee sens t ya

dd⭐inglish iz inglunds langwij ov luv n iz prezuntlee beein inventid by ©kevndario

● standerd inglish iz lo t ultruh ultruh lo freequensee n dis may av un impact on sertun aspecs ov lyf

● weer olso returnin a few uld wurds from yesteryeer dat mowst wer tuld t never yuz duw t em beein too informul

● jus t mayk tranzparunt we fink up 1 undroud % ov da wurds from standerd inglish t dd⭐inglish


uva infows

dd⭐inglish iz u no punctuwayshun langwij unles yer fink its towtulee needid

dd⭐inglish iz entyalee lower cays upart from da langwij naym

dd⭐inglish aint tryin t reeinvent der weel so t’ speek wen we bring forwood a nu wurd or consept lyk aurelius, urfseelin, ulderkid, ulderpersun, ulderpeeps, avagrabia, naturelo, mar, par n menee mor

dd⭐inglish wil ownlee invent a nu wurd if da modun day equivalunt iz too lo freequensee for da job in hand




nuwz

clik eer


mayn nuwz

9 july

due to dd⭐inglish being an ultra high frequency (and beyond) dialect ov english we had to have a rethink about the ultra low frequency word that is “english”

it’s now time to choose a side or park it f l8r if yer need t


wots ya nationality?

english = wp shenanigans ‘n’ were also intentionally made non-phonetic so the word itself hurts yer mind and soul

the word english is ultra x3 low frequency

the word england is ultra x4 low frequency


inglish ‘n’ inglunder are non-racist and non-judgemental protocols in line with our natural soul frequency

i.e. who we are at soul level

the word inglish / inglunder is ultruh x6 hy freequensee


england becomes inglund

the word inglund is ultruh x6 hy freequensee



comunicayshun stayshun (syt updaytid 12:46)


dd⭐inglish wer establishd on 12 may 2025


earth = urf

born on earth = b urf

= burf (birth)


da ownlee reezunz yer myt not wona yutalyz der fulowin ultruh hy freequensee wurds t uplift yer sowl:

dair, den, dat, da, der, d, aint, got, get etc

wer duw t:

● raysizm

● finkin dat ur guna be a smelee uncoof lyk ali g

● yer eego 😂

orl ov da abuv reezunz av summink in comun wiv eech uva

dair orl condishund inta ya by sinister forsiz ahtsyd yer aforitee




a wee selecshun ov nu dd⭐inglish wurds

standerd inglish | dd⭐inglish

● london | lundn

● astrology ✈️ | stelarstudeez, stelarstudz, astrostudeez, stelastudeez, astrastudeez, stelerstudeez, astrustudeez, stellarstudeez, stellastudeez, stelastudz, astrostudz, astrastudz, astrustudz, stelerstudz, stellarstudz, stellastudz, astrolyf, astralyf

● star | stela, stelar, astra, astrer, astro, star, sulestiul bodee

● awareness | erwairnis, erwairnoos

● birmingham | burm, burminoum

● cancer | aurelius (zowdiac syn)

● uranus | yurounus

● once | wunss

● anywhere | eneewair

● horse | horss

● alton towers | oltun teowers

● accent | acseunt

● amazing | amayzin, umayzin, wunderful, wundaful, orsoum, lit, fya, weow, smashin, stunin, fantastic, bril, breftaykin, trific, fabyulous, soupurb, corr, qwolutee, divyn, splendid

● good | nys, gr8, wurd, sik, kool, fyn, deesunt, dank, good, sound, tyt, plezunt, ays, prym

● bad | orerbul, dud, ruf, laym, ifee, orful, crumee, ransid, grim, rotun, krap, poop, dredful

● earth plane | urf playn

● money | munee

● restaurant | restront, resteront

● know | no

● known | nown

● vehicle | veercool

● announced | anownsd

● junior, teenager, adolescent | ulderkid (10 t’ 20 yeers uld)

● adult meens stewpid persun | ulderpersun (20+ yeers uld)

● country | nayshun (“country” forsiz u to fink or say a rewd wurd dat lowers yor freequensee fild by stelf)

● england | inglund

● britain | britun

lgbtq | gb

● twink | gay ulderkid

● london bridge | lundn brij

● there, their, they’re n they are | dair

● quiet | qwyut

● quite | qwyt

● christmas | crismous

● desert | dezeut

● dessert | dizert, dezurt, poudin, pud

● vegan | naturelo




orl wurds kuntayn a wayvlenf freequensee

ultruh hy freequensee (dd⭐inglish) = wy downtcha part ways n gimee sum rest

hy freequensee = Yoo cud exit my vicinity and let me be?

meedium freequensee = Why don’t u go away and leave me in peace?

lo freequensee = Why don’t you piss off and leave me alone?

ultruh lo freequensee = Why don’t you f**** off and leave me alone u pri**?


orl wurds kuntayn a wayvlenf freequensee

ultruh hy freequensee (dd⭐inglish) = n ud be ryt den ahahaha lul

hy freequensee = ‘N’ you’d be rite but y all da concern?

meedium freequensee = And you would be right and so wot?

lo freequensee = And you would be correct, and so what of it?

ultruh lo freequensee = And you would be right there you f*n *********


orl wurds kuntayn a wayvlenf freequensee

ultruh hy freequensee (dd⭐inglish) = bum bum, bot bot n botee

hy freequensee = Bum, Buns, Jacksy, Keister, Tush ‘n’ Tooshie

meedium freequensee = Bottom, Behind, Rear end, Derrière, Fanny, Batty, Butt and Backside

lo freequensee = Arse, Buttocks, Rear, Gluteus maximus, Posterior and Rectum

ultruh lo freequensee = Rump, Pu**y, Buss* and Anus




la dicshunary

standerd inglish | dd⭐inglish

[ A ]

Aardvark | ardvark

Abandon | ubandun

About | abaat, about, rigardin

Absolutely | absalootlee, absulootlee (depends on yor dyalect)

Abundance | abunduns

Abundant | abundunt

About | abaht, about, bout

Accent | acseunt

Accurate | acurut

Across | ercros, acros

Acquire | aqwyer, aqwya

ADHD | ortizum, ortistic

Added | adid

Addition | adishun

Adolescent | ulderkid

Adult | ulderpersun or ulderpeep (da etymolerjee ov “adult” iz a stewpid persun - a dolt/dult)

Adventure | oudventia (if dis duznt seem ryt can u at leest av a fink about it “chesingtun wurld ov oudventiaz”)

Adventures | oudventiaz

Advice | advys, help, tips, info

Aeroplane | airplayn, playn, airoplayn

Afield | afeeld

After | arfter

Ago | ergo

Ahead | ahed

Air | air

Ain’t | aint

Alcohol | alcerhowl

Align | alyn

Alive | alyv

All | orl

Alton Towers | oltun teowers

Alright | oryt

Also | olso

Always | oulways

Amazing | amayzin, umayzin, wunderful, wundaful, orsoum, weow, smashin, stunin, fantastic, incredibul, bril, breftaykin, trific, fabyulous, splendid, supurb, corr, qwolutee, divyn, fya

Amazon | amerzun, amerzownia

Amethyst | amerfist

Am not | aint

Amsterdam | amsterdam

America | america, umerica

An | un, an

Anagram | anergram

Anatomy | anatumee, unatumee

Ancient | aynchunt, aynchount

And | n, ‘n’, n’

Angel | aynjul

Animal Kingdom | animul kingdum

Announced | anownsd

Announcement | anownsmunt

Announces | anownsiz

Another | unuver

Any | enee

Anymore | nemor, eneemor

Anyone | ne1, eneewun

Anything | eneefing

Anywhere | eneewair

Apologise | upolerjyz

Apology | upolerjee

Appear | erpeer

Appears | erpeerz

Apple | apul

Apricot | aypricot

April | apr

Aquarius | aquaireeus, aquairius

Are | ar

Aren’t, Are not | aint

Arrive | eryv, aryv

Aries | aireez

Around | around

Ascendant | asendeunt

Ascended | asendid, ersendid

Ascension | asenshun

Ashwagandha | gandalf

Aspects | aspecs

Astrology ✈️ | stelarstudeez, stelarstudz, astrostudeez, stelastudeez, astrastudeez, stelerstudeez, astrustudeez, stellarstudeez, stellastudeez, stelastudz, astrostudz, astrastudz, astrustudz, stelerstudz, stellarstudz, stellastudz

Attention | atenshun

Audience | audiunss

Audio | sound

Audition | ordishoun

Augment | augment

August | aug

Auntie | arnt, arntee

Australia | oz

Autistic | ortistic

Autism | ortizum

Aura | soul freequensee, orra, orrer, enurjee sig, enurjee fild, enurjetic freequensee, persunol freequensee, vibrayshun

Avagrabia | avagrabia

Aware | erwair

Awareness | erwairnis, erwairnoos

Awesome | orsoum

[ B ]

Baby | baybee

Back (t go ⬅️) | bak

Back (hewmun anatumee) | back

Bad | orerbul, dud, ruf, laym, ifee, orful, crumee, ransid, grim, rotun, krap, tackee

Ball | bul

Balls | bulz

Banana | narner, bunarna, binarna

Beautiful | bewtiful

Beauty | bewtee

Became | bicaym

Because | coz, becoz, bicoz

Become | becum, bicum

Becomes | becums, bicums

Beans | beens

Been | been, bin

Before | b4, bifor, befor

Belgium | beljum

Better | beter

Beyond | biyond

Big | big, masiv, larj, jyunt

Bird Kingdom | burd kingdum

Birmingham | burm, burminoum

Birth | burf

Birthday | burfday

Bitcoin | btc, bitcoyn

Black | blak

Blockchain | blokchayn

Blue | blu

Bonus | bownus

Boom Festival, Idanha-a-Nova, Distrito de Castelo Branco | boom festivul idanya a nova distreeto de castelo branco

Boron | borron

Boy | boy aka infunt, ulderkid

Boyfriend | boyfrend

Brand new | bran nu

Brazil | brerzil

Breakbeat | braykbeet

Brain | brayn, nogin

Brighter | bryta

Bringing | bringin, returnin

Britain | britun

British Airways | british airwayz

Brother | bruv, bruver

Brown | broun

Business | biznis

[ C ]

Café | caf

Calcium | calseeum

Call | fown, shout

Cambridge | caymbrij

Came | caym

Can | cn

Candle | candul

Cannabinoids | canubinoyds, canabinoyds

Cannabis | 420

Canada | canurdu (sed: can-uh-duh)

Cancer | aurelius (zowdiac syn)

Cancer | canser (condishun)

Capricorn | capricornous (aynchunt), capricorn (standerd inglish)

Cardif

Careful | cairful

Carpet | carpit

Carrot | carut (plurul: caruts)

Ceiling | seelin

Celebrate | selabrayt, selerbrayt

Celestial | sulestiul

Cell phone | air fown. mowbyl

Certain | sertun

Channel | chanul

Channeled | chanuld

Change | chaynj

Changing | chaynjin

Character | caructer (plurul: caructerz)

Chat | chat, tolk, speek, convers, banter, banta, nater, jabber, articulayt

Check | check

Cheers | nys1, fanks, cheers, tar, graytful

Cheese | cheez

Cheesy | cheezee

Chemtrails | cloud formation lynz

Chessington World of Adventures | chesingtun wurld ov oudventiaz

Chi | chee

Chia seed pudding | cheeyu seed pudin

Child | infunt (0 to 10 yeerz uld), tot, junier, yung persun, ulderkid (10 to 20 yeerz uld)

Children | infunts (0 to 10 yeerz uld), tots. juniers, yung peepul, ulderkids (10 to 20 yeerz uld)

Christmas | crismous

Clapham Junction | clapoum junkshun

Clear | cleer

Clean | cleen

Click | clik

Cliff Richard | cliff

Coconut | cowcunut

Collect | culect

Collection | culecshun

Colloquial | sling, informul

Come | kum

Coming | kumin

Comfort | kumfoet

Communication | comunicayshun

Communicating | comunicaytin

Completed | dunit, sortid, finishd, compleetid

Completely | compleetlee, towtulee, fulee (sed: f-ü-l lee)

Computer | computer, laptop, pc

Confirms | confurms

Confused | not wiv it, spaysd, puzould

Connect | cunekt, link

Connection | cunekshun, link

Consept | consept

Considerable | consideroubul

Considerably | consideroublee

Contact | contakt

Contain | kuntayn

Contains | kuntayns

Conversions | converszuns

Correct | corect

Corrected | corectid

Country | nayshun (“country” forsiz u t fink or say a rud wurd dat lowers yur vybrayturee fild by stelf)

Courage | curij

Cousin | cuz, cuzun

Created | creeaytid

Croydon | croy

Cruelty | crualtee

Crumble | crumbul

Cryptocurrency | cripto

Crystal | cristul

Cucumber | kewcumba

Current | curount

Curved | kurvd

Cute | kewt

Czech Republic | chek republic

[ D ]

Dad | par, farver

Dairy | scairee

Dance Floor | darnsflor

Data | dayter

Date | dayt

Daughter | dorter

Day | day

Days | dayz

Dead | ded

December | dec

Decentralised | deesentrulyzd, web3, da web3 intunet, blokchayn

Deceptive | diseptiv

Decided | disydid, desydid

Dedicated | dedicaytid

Depends | dipends, depends

Desert | dezeut

Dessert | dizert, dezurt, poudin, pud

Denmark | denmark

Development | dev

Devon | devun

Dialect | dyalect

Dictionary | deeko, dicshunary

Did not | dint

Dirty | unkempt, durtee, uncleen

Disabled | disay

Distant | distunt

Divide | divyd

Doctor | naturopath, gp

Does | duz

Doesn’t, Does not, Don’t or Do not | duznt, downt

Done | dun, enactid

Don’t | downt, dant

Don’t know | dunow, downt no

Don’t you | downtcha, downt ya, downt u, downt yoo

Down | dahn, deown

Dover | dowva

Dream | dreem

Dreamy | dreemee

Drum and Bass | drumnbays

Dubai | dooby (sed: doo-by)

Due | duw

Duvet | doovay

Dystopian | distowpeun

[ E ]

Earth | urf

Earth plane | urf playn

Earth realm | urf relm

East | eest

Eastbourne | eestborn

Easter | eestu, eester

Eastern | eestun

Easyjet | eezeejet

Edinburgh | edinbura

Ego | eego | egoiclee silee (wen yor in ur eego n say silee fings u downt rearlee meen) - nu DD⭐Inglish term

Either | eever, eeva

Ejaculate | spurt, spew

Elated | ilaytid

Elation | ilayshun

Element | elumunt, elamunt

Elevate | eluvayt

Emergency | imerjunsee, urjount

End | end, stop, finish, fynul, terminayt, conclewd, distroy

Energy | enurjee (hy), enerjee (lo)

Energetic | enajetic, enerjetic

Engagement | engayjmunt

England | inglund

English | inglish or inglunder

Enough | enuf, inuf

Enter | enta, enter

Enters | enterz

Entire | entya

Entirely | entyalee

Equivalent | equivalunt, uquivalunt

Era | eeruh

Ethereum | eth, eefa

Etymology | etymolerjee

Euro | yurow

Europe | yuroup

European | yuroupeun

Even | eevun

Ever | eva, ever

Effervescent | efervesunt

Example | exarmpul

Excite | exsyt, fril, rouwz, enlyvun

Excited | gasd, sykd, pumpd, mynd blown, exsytid, stowkd

Exciting | frilin, exsytin, mynd blowin, powaful

Existence | existuns

Experience | expeeriuns

Extravagant | extra

Eyelid | eyelid

[ F ]

Face | fays

Fanbase | fanbays

Favour | fayva, fayver

Favourite | fayv, fayvrut

February | feb

Fetid | fetid

Fib | fib, ly, woper, tayl

Field | fild (freequensee or enerjee fild)

Field | feeld (parstur)

Find | fynd

Fine | fyn

Finished | dunit, compleetid, finishd

Finland | finlund

Fire | fya, fyer

Firmament | urfseelin

First | furst

Fixed | fixd

Flat | flat

For | f

Folkestone | folkstun

Follow | folow

For | f, f’, for

Force | fors

Forced | forsd

Forces | forsiz

Forget | fget

Fortune | fortun

Forward | forwood

Found | feownd

France | frarns

Franglais | fringlish

Frequency | freequensee

Frequently | freequentlee

Friday | fryday

Friend | frend

Fruit | frut

Fully | fulee

Funny | funee, comic

Funny words | funee wurds | nyack nyack nyack, nyap nyap nyap

Further | furva, furver

Future | fewtya, fewtyer

[ G ]

Garage | garij

Gatwick Airport | gatwick airport

Gave | gayv

Gemini | jeminy (sed: jem-in-eye)

Gentleman | gentulmoun

Germany | jermunee, jermanee

Ghosts | downt exist but stagnunt enurjee filds from da parst do

Ghostbusters | gohstebusterz

Gibraltar | jibrolter

Girl | gurl aka infunt, ulderkid

Girlfriend | gurlfrend

Glass | glars

Globe | aint yer a silee wun

Goat | gowt

Goes | gowz

Going to | guna

Gold | guld

Good | nys, gr8, sik, kool, fyn, deesunt, dank, good, sound, tyt, plezunt, ays, prym, wurd

Grandad | granpar

Grape | grayp

Grateful | graytful

Gravity | gravitas

Great Britain | grayt britun

Greece | grees

Green | 420

Green | green (colour)

Guernsey | gurnzee

Guidelines | gydlynz

Guy | gy

[ H ]

Half | arf, harf

Happens | appunz

Happening | appnin

Happy | chufd, orsoum, ecstatic, lit, pumpd, ilaytid, cheerful, gay, apee, hapee, yuforic

Hardcore | ardcor

Harry Potter | aree poter ✨

Has | az, haz

Hasn’t, Has not | aint

Haunted | horntid (aint a negertiv wurd az cn be yuwtilyzd in a hylee pozitiv way shud ye wish t)

Have | av, ouv, uv, ov, hav

Have a | avu (sed: av-uh), ava, av a, hava

Haven’t, Have not | aint

Have to | havt, havta, hav t, hafter, hafta

He | 'e, he

Heart | hart

Headline | hedlyn

Heard | urd, hurd

Hears | heers

Heathrow Airport ✈️ | eefro, eefro airport, eefrow, eefrow airport, heefrow, heefrow airport ✈︎

Heaven | hevun

He is | he’z, heez

Her | er, her

Hereby | eerby

Here | eer, heer

Hidden | hidun

High | hy

Highly | hylee

Him | im, him

His | iz, hiz

Historic | yesteryeer

Homophobia | internulyzd haytrid | orl owmerfowbz ar gay

Honour | oner

Hour | our

Hours | ours

House | ouws, houws

Hope | expect, wish, owp, howp, dreem, yurn

Horizon | heryzun

Horrible | orobul, orerbul, oribul, orubul

Horse | horss

How | oew, hoew

Howl | heowl

However | oewever, oeweva

Hull | hull

Husband | hubee, hub

Human | hewmun

Humans | hewmuns

Humour | hewmu (sed: hew-muh)

Hungry | ungree, hungree, starvin

Hurt | urt, hert

Hybrid | hybrid

[ I ]

Ibiza | eyebeefuh

Iceland | iyslund

I’m, I am | am, im

Improve | improov

Incorrect | rong, mistayk, untru

Increased | increest

Indica | indica

Inextricable | unsolverbul, chalunjin, dificoult

Infant | infunt, junier, yung persun, ulderkid

Inspired | inspyurd

Instances | instunsiz

Interested | intrestid

Interracial | interayshul

Internet | intunet

Intense | intenss

Intensely | intenslee

Intention | intenshun

Intention | intenshunul

Intentionally | intenshunulee

Into | inta, into

Invented | inventid

Inverness | invernes

Inverts | invurts

Inverted | invurtid

Invite | invyt

Invited | invytid

Iron | fe, eyeyun

Iodine | eyeodeen

Is | iz

Is it | iz it, izit

Isn’t or Is not | aint

Isle of Man | iyul ov man

Isle of Wight | iyul ov wyt

Israel | izrayl, izrayul, izrayel, izrayal

Italian | italeeun

Italy | italee

It’s or It is | tiz (from t’is)

It’s good in dat funny euro accent dat every1 luvs | eets geuwt

It was | twoz, it wer

[ J ]

January | jan

Japan | japan, nihon (japerneez for japan)

Japanese | japerneez

Jazz | jaz

Jealousy | jelousee, envee

Joke | larf, funee, lark, gag

Journey | jurnee

July | july

June | jun

Junior | junier tot, infunt, yung persun, ulderkid

Jupiter | jupiter

Just | jus

[ K ]

Kale | kayl

Kettle | ketul

Key | kee

Keyboard | keebord

Kid | infunt, tot, junier, yung persun, ulderkid

Kidney Beans | kidnee beenz

Kind | kynd

Kiwi | keewee

Know | no

Known | nown

[ L ]

Label | laybul

Lady | laydee

Lamb | lam

Language | langwij

Languages | langwijz

Lanzarote | lanzerotee

Large | masiv, big, larj

Late | l8, layt

Later | l8r, l8er, layter, layta

Laugh | wms, larf, ahaha, gigul

Laughing | wms (wetin ma self), larfin, giglin

Laughter | larfter, gigulz

Launched | lornchd

League of Gentlemen | leeg ov gentulmoun, log

Learn | lurn

Leave | leev, exit, part

Left | left

Leicester | lesta, lester

Le Shuttle | yurowstar

Let me | lemme

Leo | leeo

LGBTQ | gb

Libra | leebra

Life | lyf

Lifetime | lyf tym

Light | lyt

Like | lyk

Listen | lisun

Litecoin | ltc, lytcoyn

Lithuania | lifuwaynia

Liverpool | liverpool

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch | lanfair

Load | lowd

Losing | louzin

Lost | lost

London | lundn

London Bridge | lundn brij

London Victoria | lundn victoreeu, lundn victoreea

Lousy | louwzee

Lovable | luvubul, luverbul

Love | luv

Low | lo, low

Lowers | lowers

[ M ]

Machine | mousheen

Madonna | madoner

Magic | majik

Magnesium | mag

Mainly | maynlee

Malta | multu (sed: mult-uh)

Many | menee

Manchester Airport | manchester airport

Mauritius | ilmorees

Make | mayk

Marbles | marbulz

March | mar

Mars | marz

Mate | m8, m8ee, mayt, maytee, pal, chum, kidder, kidda, dood, geez

May | may

Me | me

Mean | meen

Media | meedia

Meditation | meditayshun

Mercury | murc (metul)

Mercury | mercury (sulestiul bodee)

Meter reading | meetuh reedin

Method | mefud

Muesli | mewzlee

Might | myt

Million | mileeyun

Milk | milk

Mind | mynd

Mineral | minerul

Minute | min, minit

Minutes | minz, minits

Mobile phone | air fown, mowbyl

Mode | mowd

Modern | modun

Moment | mowmunt

Monday | munday

Monero | xmr, monairo

Money | munee

Month | moon, munf

Monthly | evree moon

Moon | moon

More | mor

Most | mowst

Motion | mowshun

Mouse | mouws

Move | moov

Multiply | tymz

Multiplication | multiply

Mum | mar, muver

Music | mewzic

Must | mus

My | ma, my

[ N ]

Name | naym

Named | naymd

Nan | nan, granmar, gran

Nation | nayshun

National Curriculum | nashnul kericulum, nashernul kericulum

Natural | natrul

Nature | naytur

Naughty | clown, nortee, cheekee, brat, scamp, rarscol, scalee, reprabayt, prankstu

Navigate | navigayt

Necessary | vytul, needid, isenshul, crewshul

Needed | needid

Neptune | neptune

Netherlands | olund, nevalunds

Never | neva, never

New | nu, nuw

Newcastle | nuwcarsul

News | nuwz

New York | nuw york

New Zealand | nuw zeelund

NGL | aint guna fib (agf) or aint guna ly (agl)

Nice | nys

Nice one | nys1

Nifty | niftee

Nigeria | nyjeeriu (sed: ny-jeer-ee-uh)

Night | nyt

Nightmare | nytmair

Night time | nytym

None | nun

No | na, now

North | norf

Northern Ireland | norvun eyerlund

Norway | norway

Not | aint

Nothing | nufin

Noticed | nowtisd

Nottingham | notingum

Notepad | nowtpad

Nothing | nufin, nowt

November | nov

Now | neow

Nowt | neowt

Numerology | numerolojee

[ O ]

Oat | owt

Obvious | obvious

Ocean | oeshun, see

October | oct

Of | ov

Off | of

Official | ofishul

Old | uld

Older | ulder

Once | wunss

One | wun

Ongoing | ongowin

Only | ownlee

Onwards | onwuds

Orange | orinj

Organic | organic

Origin | orerjin

Other | uva, uver

Others | uverz, uvaz

Out | aht, out

Over | owva, owver

Owl | eowl

Oxford | oxfud

[ P ]

Pair | pair

P&O Ferries | p&o fereez

Party | partee

Past | parst, yesteryeer, uld tymz

Pasture | parstur

Patient | payshount

Paedophile | raypist ov infunts n ulderkids bilow 18

Papaya | perpyu (sed: per-py-uh)

Paper | payper

Past | yesteryeer, parst

Peace | pees

Pear | pair

Pendulum | pendee, pendulum

Penis | wilee, ding-a-ling, dik, peenus

Pence | pens

People | peepul

Person | persun

Personal | persunol

Phone | fown

Phonetically | ferneticlee

Pie | py

Pigs | pigz

Pineapple | pynapul

Pisces | pysees

Place | playss

Placement | playsmunt

Planets | culestiul bodeez

Plant | plarnt

Plant-based | naturelo

Plane | playn, airplayn, airoplayn

Plenty | tunz, plentee, plefora, abundunt, lots

Plural | plurul

Pluto | pluto (not da diznee dog)

Point | poynt

Polkadot | dot, polkadot

Population | pop

Portsmouth | portsmoof

Portugal | portyagool

Potato | tayter, putayto (plural: tayterz n putaytowz)

Pound £1 | quid, peownd

Powder | poewder

Prebiotic | vytul food t feed good bacteeria (prowbyotic)

Present | prizent (t prizent a speech)

Present | gift, prezunt

Presently | prezuntlee

Presented | prizentid

Presenting | prizentin

Primarily | furstlee

Probiotic | prowbyotic, good bacteeria

Professional | profeshanul

Promise | vow (da wurd “promis” az un orajin ov a sexul naytur)

Pronounced | prunownsd

Protection | prertekshun

Proud | proud

Psychedelic | sykadelic

Psychic | sykik

Psychic connection | sykik cunekshun

Psychic experience | sykik expeereeuns

Psychic protection | sykik prertekshun

Psytrance | sytrarns, sykadelic trarns

Pudding | pudin, dizert, dezurt, pud

[ Q ]

Quality | qwolatee

Quarter | quorta

Quartz | quorts

Quiet | qwyut

Quite | qwyt

Question | qwestyun

[ R ]

Rabbit | rabit

Race | rays

Racial | rayshul

Rainbow | raynbow

Rare | rair

Rarely | rairlee

Rave | rayv

Reading | reedin

Reads | reeds

Reason | reezun

Really | reerlee

Realm | relm

Recently | reesuntlee

Recipes | resipeez

Recommend | rekermend

Recorded | recordid

Reduced | redewsd, riduwsd

Reggae | regay

Regional | reejunul

Reiki | reiki, (sling: raykee)

Rejected | rijectid

Relevant | relervount

Remember | remember

Remove | remoov

Replace | replays

Replaces | replaysis

Report | riport

Reported | riportid

Republic of Ireland | éireann

Restaurant | restront, resteront

Retained | retaynd

Retrograde | retrograyd

Reverse | rivurs

Rhubarb | roobarb

Right | ryt

Rights | ryts

Rising sign | asendeunt

River | rivur

Romance | rowmans

Route | root, jurnee

Rude | rewd

Russia | rusher

Ryanair | ryunair

[ S ]

Sad | sad, dipresd, unapee, forlorn, deown

Sadly | sadlee

Sagittarius | sajitaireeus, sajitairius

Said | sed

Saint | saynt

Salad | salud

Same | saym

Sandwich | sarnee, bredwitch, sandwitch

Sandwiches | sarneez, bredwitchz, sanwijz

Satellite | saterlyt

Sativa | sativa

Saturday | sat, saturday (saturnday)

Saturn | saturn

Saucepan | sorspun

Saved | sayvd

Scorpio | scorpius

Scotland | scotlund

Sea | see, oeshun

Second | secund

Seconds | secunds

Secret | seecrut

Seem | seem

Select | select

Selection | selecshun

Semen | seed, jiz, spunk

Sense | sens

Sentence | sentuns

September | sep

Seychelles | sayshelz

Sex | secks

Sexy | secksee

Share | shair

Sharing | shairin

She’s or she is | she’z, sheez

Sidereal | sydreel tru stelastudz dayta (towtul syns n lahiri)

Sign | syn

Silly | silee, narna, goof, daft, darft, wackee, zaynee

Simple | simpul

Simplicity | simplisitee

Silver | silver

Since | sinss

Sincere | sinseer

Sister | sis, sister

Slang | sling

Small | wee, minee, smorl, puteet

Smegma | ding-a-ling cheez

Smooth | smoov

Snooker | snooku (sed: snook-uh)

So | s, so, sa

Social | soshul

Social media | soshul meedia

Software | sofwair

Some | sum

Someone I know | sumwun i no (in cays ya need t be vayg on sertun maters)

Somewhat | sumwot

Something | summink, sumfin

Son | sun

Sorry | soz, soree

Soul | soul

Soul frequency | soul freequensee

South | souf

Southern | suvern

Sow | sow

Sow | seow

Space | spays

Spain | spayn, españa

Speak | say, speek, chat

Speaking | sayin, speekin, chatin

Special | speshul

Species | speesis

Speedy boarding | speedee bordin, pryoritee bordin

Spinach | spinich

Spirit | spirit

Spirit Guide | hevun guyd, mentor in hevun

Spiritual | spiritul

Stage | stayj

Stages | stayjiz

Station | stayshun

Standard | standerd

Star | stela, stelar, astra, astrer, astro, star, sulestiul bodee

Star sign | sun syn (wy not olso consider ur moon, asendeunt, mars, veenus, houws playsmunts n furver afeeld?)

yul furst need t go eer den eer

da fulowin kums eevun mor hylee rekermendid: lornch yer fayverout serchenjin lyk yandex or yahoo n get a deeper reedin vya da dayter yer discuverd abuv

for exarmpul tap in “mars in aries”, “venus conjunct da ascendant”, “venus in leo”, “moon in pisces”, “saturn in leo”, “venus in da 1st house”, “mercury conjunct mars”, “north node in da 10th house” big etc

ava look at wot els yer cn discuva bout yaself

if ya ever needid da memo for summink den eer it iz and so it iz

Start | start

State | stayt

Stealth | stelf

Sterling | sterlin (munee)

Stockholm | stokowm

Straight | strayt

Strain | strayn

Strawberry | strorbree

Stupid | stewpid

Subtract | mynus

Subtraction | sub

Sugar | shuger

Sun | sun

Sunday | sunday

Sure | shor

Surely | shorlee

Surprise | supryz

Surprised | supryzd

Suprising | supryzin

Surreptitiously | surouptishooslee

Surrey | suree

Sweden | sweedun

Sweetheart | sweetart, sweethart

Symbol | simbul

[ T ]

Table | taybul

Tablespoon | taybulspoon

Tablet | tablut

Talent | talunt

Talk | chat, banta, nata, chinwag, banter, torlk, convers, nater, jabba, jabber, speek, chatter, articulayt

Tampered | tampud

Tarot | taro

Taurus | torous

Tea | tee

Technique | tekneek

Telepathic | telapafic, telerpafic

Telepathic Connection | intrunet

Telepathy | teleperfee

Teenager | ulderkid

Tenerife | tenureef (sed: ten-uh-reef) or tenereef (wen yer les exsytid about it)

Term | term

Terminal | terminul

Thanks | fanks, cheerz, nys1

That | dat

The | d, da, der

The Goonies | da gewneez

Their | dair

Thames Estuary | temz esturee

The Kingdom of Heaven | da kingdum ov hevun

Themselves | umselvs, emselvs

Then | den

There | dair

There is | dairz

They | dey

They are | dair

Think | fink

Third eye | furd eye

This | dis

This one | dis1

Thorpe Park | forp park

Thought | fort

Thoughtful | fortful

Thoughts | forts

Thousand | feowzund (a feow is a grand aka £1k)

Through | froo

Thumb | fum

Thunder | funda, funder

Thursday | furzday

Time | tym

To | t, t’, to

Too | too

Told | tuld

Tomato | tumartow (plurul: toms or tumartows)

Tomorrow | tumoz, tumora, tomoz, tomoro

Total | towtul

Totally | towtulee, towtalee

Tower | teower

Tower block | teower blok

Tower bridge | teower brij

Towel | teowl

Train | trayn (bowf da choo choo n wot wun duz t keep fit)

Trance | trarns (in a UK acseunt)

Trance | trans (in a USA acseunt)

Trans | tranz

Translate | tranzlayt

Translated | tranzlaytid

Transparent | tranzparunt

Trauma | trorma, trormer

Tried | tryd

Troubleshoot | trubulshoot

True | tru

Truth | troof, lyt, truf

Trying | tryin

Tuesday | tewsday

Turkey | turkee

Turns | turns

Twink | gay ulderkid

[ U ]

UHF | ultruh hy freequensee (uhf)

Ultra | ultruh

Umbrella | umbrela

Uncle | uncul (for now or uncool for larfs hahah - a nu wurd myt be on da way az “uncle” iz sadlee ultruh lo freequensee)

Unique | yuneek

Unlocked | unlokd

Update | updayt

Updated | updaytid

Uranus | yurounus

Urge | urj

Urgent | urjunt

Urges | urjiz

URL | weblink, link, linkee

USA | yuwnytid stayts ov oumericu, norf oumericu, yuw ess ay

Use | yewz

Used | yewzd

Using | yoozin

[ V ]

Vagina | mufee, feefee, fanee

Vastly | varstlee

Vear | veer

Vegan | naturelo

Vehicle | veercool

Venus | venus

Version | verzshun

Very | veree

Virgo | vergo

Vibe | vyb

Vibrant | vybrunt

Vibration | vybrayshun

Vibratory | vybrayturee

View | veuw

Views | veuwz

Viewing | veuwin

Virtually | vertyalee

Vitamin | vits

[ W ]

Wasted | waystid

Wales | wayulz

Wanna or want to | wona, wont t, wont t’

Want | wont

Wanted | wona, wontid

Was | wer ‘n’ woz (if dairz ar too menny instunsiz ov wer)

Wash | wosh

Washing | woshin

Washing machine | woshin mersheen

Water | worta, worter

Wave | wayv

Wavelength | wayvlenf

Way | way

We | w, we

Weak | laym

Weather | weva

We are or We’re | weer, we ar, w ar

We have | weev, we av, w av

We will | weel, we wil

We would | we’d, we wud, w wud

Web link | weblink, link

Wednesday | wensday

Weather | weva

We | wee, we

We have | weev, w av, we av

Weed | 420

Week | week

Welcome | welcum

Were | wer

Were not | wurnt

Western | westun

Westminster | westminsta

Westminster Cathedral | westminsta cerfeedrul

What | wot

Whatever | woteva

Wheel | weel

When | wen

Where | wair

Which | dat, sumfin dat, dat witch, witch

Whilst | whylst

Whimsical | wimzicul

White | wyt

Whitney Houston | witnee hoostun

Who | oo, hoo

Why | wy

Wife | wyfee, wyf

Wimbledon | wimbuldoun

Window | winda

Wine | wyn

Winner | winer (yor mynd may see wyn-er oweva its prunounsd “win-er”)

Winning | winin

Will not or won’t | woent, wil not

Wish | wish, pray

With | wiv

Wonder | wunda, amayzmunt, astonishd, wundermunt

Wonder | wunda, mooch, drift. rambul

Word | wurd

Words | wurds

Work | wurk

Working | wurkin

World | wurld

Worst | wurst

Wow | weow

Write | wryt

Written | ritun

Wtf | wtff

[ X ]

X | twita

X-ray | exray

[ Y ]

Year | yeer

Yearly | yeerlee (13x moons)

Years | yeers

Yesterday | yestaday, yesterday

You | y, ya, u, yoo, yer, yu, ye

You’d or you would | ud, u wd, u wud, yoo wud

You’ll or you will | yul, ul, yool

Younger individual (10-20 years) | ulderkid

Your | ur, yor

Yourself | yaself, yerself, urself, yorself

You’re | ur, yor, u ar, yoo ar, yew ar

[ Z ]

Zapped | zapd

Zeal | zeel

Zebra | zebruh

Zealot | zelut

Zeitgeist | zytgyst

Zen | zen

Zenith | zenif

Zero | zeero

Zesty | zestee

Zinc | zink

Zing | zing

Zippy | zipee

Zodiac | zowdiac

Zombie | zombee

Zone | zown

Zonked | zonkd, bopd

Zucchini | zook, zookeenee


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