A Czech investigation found that a factory owned by the billionaire former prime minister, Andrej Babiš, should have been the prime suspect in an environmental disaster. But the prosecutors and courts looked elsewhere.
A Czech investigation found that a factory owned by the billionaire former prime minister, Andrej Babiš, should have been the prime suspect in an environmental disaster. But the prosecutors and courts looked elsewhere.
Oh don’t you worry, we’ll probably get a plague too in the not too distant future; things are looking pretty spooky with H5N1. Even if that shit got 20x less virulent after making the jump to mammals, it’d still be 10x worse than SARS-CoV-2.
The good part about a proper flu pandemic would be that it’d kill proportionally more conservatives since they’re fucking morons who can be made to think vaccines have 5G tracking chips and/or demons in them. Yes, millions and millions of decent people would die too, but if we’re going to have a pandemic might as well enjoy the positives…
Whoa, hold on a sec! I meant one of them, not both at once!
Joke aside, yeah… that’s something else I’ve been following since the Pandemic, we’re in for a lot of chop health-wise. Can’t wait for a fucking bird flu pandemic… Again! Maybe we can do mad cow’s next, since we’re rebooting the classics!
Not to mention the as-of-yet unforeseen consequences of severe climate degradation! We meme about TLoU for instance, “haha, mushroom zombie apocalypse, haha,” but chances are really good what we’ll actually see is a massive increase in fungal infection rates and severity.
It’s the mother of all cascade failures.
“May you live in interesting times” really is the worst fucking curse
And I thought attending my finals while beer-wasted was interesting…
It probably was, but the universe has a penchant for getting very interesting