Tickets for the event, which is to be held at the Rate Field stadium, home of the Chicago White Sox (the pontiff’s favorite team), are being sold online at $5 each

God-fearing patriots will now have a choice to make on Saturday between watching Donald Trump’s military and birthday parade, and a special address by Pope Leo XIV.

The pontiff has announced plans to screen a video message and mass in his hometown of Chicago at the same time that the president’s multi-million dollar party will be happening in Washington, D.C. Tickets for the event, which is to be held at the Rate Field, home of the Chicago White Sox (Pope Leo’s favorite team), are being sold online at $5 each. As of Wednesday the 40,000-sea stadium was almost entirely sold out.

A prayer service, which is reportedly directed at young people of the world, begins at 2:30 p.m local time and mass will be held at 4:00 p.m. Both will be live streamed.

  • Lembot_0003@lemmy.zipEnglish
    287·
    3 days ago

    Wow, classical feces vs. turd choice. Why can’t Americans just stop eating shit altogether?

    But still, it is a nice trolling from the Pope.

    • Cenzorrll@lemmy.world
      2·
      2 days ago

      Well, there’s also the protests happening in pretty much every major US city as well, so there’s a third non-fecal choice of there