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Teaching my dog the “kiss” command has been one of the best things ever.
Even when he’s turbo excited to see me, a quick “sit” followed by a “kiss” gets him pointing his nose in the air so I can kiss it.
He’s a good boy.
tell him I said hi, thx.
Slut
I love when he climbs up on my shoulders because he needs to be more in my face.
Mine will ever so gently lay his butt on you, then flop over so that 100% of his weight is directly on top of you.
Now I’m interpreting this as Saruman awkwardly flirting with Gandalf and I can’t stop giggling at the mental images resulting 😄
Gandalf said he wasn’t interested, so Saruman locked him in the attic. “He’ll learn to love me eventually.”
I’d rather get the kisses than the lipstick.
