Hm, hard to choose. Cookie Monster appeals to the hedonist in me. Ernie is just a sweet loveable goof. I’m an accountant, so… Count, natch. Pulling from the larger muppetverse, Swedish Chef embodies me trying to be less perfect and embrace a gleeful “fuck it” attitude. Animal is pure unmedicated ADHD. And I have been known to have full blown Beaker freakouts.