Your question doesn’t make any sense. Your original question was in response to someone saying they don’t call the cops in their house.

I took it to be a “In this house we obey the laws of physics” type expression. If not then I’m yet to be corrected by the original commenter.

That may be why you’re not getting “serious” answers, because you didn’t ask a serious question, even if you thought you did.

I mean… I did. Just none of them would actually say it or even provide an alternative. I’d happily accept an alternative if they could provide one. They love to say “don’t call the cops” and it’s utter bullshit. They apparently don’t like having their bullshit exposed either.