Our lemmy messages go through the Mariana Trench along 4000 miles or so long fiber optic cable of 30 000 tons laid at the dark and scary floor of the sea that is like an alien planet to us.

Googledotcom@lemm.ee · edit-2 4 days ago

Our lemmy messages go through the Mariana Trench along 4000 miles or so long fiber optic cable of 30 000 tons laid at the dark and scary floor of the sea that is like an alien planet to us.

Lucy (she/them)@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 days ago

Filling the rest of your tier list:

Mercury: just a rock ball, even some moons are bigger smh (F tier)
Venus: nature’s biggest prank so far, well played (A tier)
Earth: home sweet home, def not biased (S tier)
Jupiter: the reason Venus is like this, bad bro (D tier)
Saturn: the reason Jupiter didn’t mess up Earth too, good bro (S tier)
Uranus: literally who? (no tier 'cause I forgot it exists)
Neptune: fishin’ for 'em moons, nice (B tier)

Googledotcom@lemm.ee · edit-2 4 days ago

You get my cat photo as a token of goodwill in this planet rankings argument. It was him who made this post after all but now fallen asleep afterwards on the tablet.

Lucy (she/them)@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 days ago

Cute cat! Thanks him for this wonderful post~