I’ll start. Booked a hotel next weekend via a big blue hotel booing site. Get a phone call today from the accomodation provider asking for payment. Told them to take it via the booking site. They say no, and I will lose my reservation. Booking site says pay the accomodation direct. Go on the accomodation site and I can’t book for the days I wanted. WTF arrrrrgh.
If I were Dictator of the United States, I would get an expert panel together and publicly announce that we are going to exterminate every last motherfucking one of them, whatever the cost. Seriously, would make it a national campaign backed with fat federal dollars.
If you’re in America, but not in the South, you cannot image what a pest/threat they are.
BTW OP, they got your happy ass because your steps vibrated their mound. And holy shit can they move fast when they sense a threat!
PRO TIP: Get bait that uses hydramethylnon. Yes, it’s more expensive, but it’s a nuclear bomb for these fuckers, WIDE blast radius. Use very sparingly, dab’ll do ya.