• NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world
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    3 days ago

    “Who would win, me or an Austrian with plot armor and a hyper myostatin disorder that makes them naturally huge?”

    “I mean, the Austrian, obviously. Don’t they usually travel in packs?”

    “I don’t know, man, I’m built different. Plus I just got that new load out from space cabellas’s that makes me invisible and shit. I’m not saying it would be easy, but I could do it, I just know I could.”

    “Sir, this is a space Wendy’s.”

    “Alright, what if it’s normal non-Austrians, like a tribe of some sort? Hear me out…”