• N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    3 days ago

    It’s all AI now. They check the decibel level of how loudly you scream at the workers who have nothing to do with the actual problem. Whoever screams loudest gets access to the secret Karen fleet.

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      3 days ago

      I can’t wait for snack time on the Karen flight. You better believe they’re gonna have those fuckin pretzels.

    • toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world
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      3 days ago

      nah, there’s a secret code for most places. it’s

      000000000000000000000000000000000000000

      edit - yeah, i’ve got special plans for the ones that don’t let you do that now