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LouSlash@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

Let's play this game again

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Let's play this game again

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LouSlash@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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  • saltnotsugar@lemm.ee
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    Ability to make cheese at will.

    • NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world
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      Severe lactose intolerance.

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      As word of your power spreads across the world, you become a god to cows by providing means to an end to the rape and exslavement of their species.

      The combined belief of billions of cows grants you accesss to the physical and mental powers of cows. If you work to free them, you will become more powerful. And if you don’t, you will be cursed to live out the rest of your days in an abattoir, where the hopes and dreams of cows go to die.

      Either way, the dairy lobbies aren’t happy and assassins are after you.

    • RowRowRowYourBot@sh.itjust.works
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      it is extruded and harvested from your nipples

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        This is a superpower thst could be in the orgy scene in The Boys, rofl.

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        I would get the biggest fattest breast implants possible and be a stripper with a built-in cheese dispenser.

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          “Can I get a lap dance and some cheese for the nachos?”
          The cheese is extra.
          “Ugh. Fine!”

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          Brand new sentence?

      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
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        I see no flaws in this plan

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      You are also able to end all wars

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        And are reminded of this with every cheese you create.

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      It’s Cheez-Whiz

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        Alas I must make my living in Philly in the cheesesteak mines.

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      It lags out reality because every time you make cheese, it spawns a dozen above you, and reality just never expected this to happen. Also it’s always comically large Raclette

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      You’re lactose intolerant

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      You now lactate and secrete rennet. Making it possible for you to harvest the ingredients and make cheese at will.

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      It’s all kraft singles

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