• finitebanjo@lemmy.world
    361·
    2 days ago

    1. Devil makes 400 deals a year

    2. They all go to hell for greed, pride, and general misuse of power

    3. Promoted

    • Midnight Wolf@lemmy.worldEnglish
      1·
      1 day ago

      greed

      gropes Satan because 😳

      pride

      see above

      misuse of power

      plugs the generators back in

      what do I win? uwu

    • Jolteon@lemmy.zip
      2·
      2 days ago

      Plus, since it’s a demon instead of a genie, they’ll likely only responds to purely selfish requests.