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minus-squaresomeguy3@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up54·2 days agoVampire: “Can I come inside?” English teacher: “I don’t know, can you?”
minus-squareSnortsGarlicPowder@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·edit-21 day agoVampire: “…I am a vampire. I am physically unable to enter unless you say I can. Me asking can I come inside is correct, I have no ability to enter otherwise”
minus-squareSaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up1·24 hours agoVampire: “Nevermind” pulls out a gun and shoots the teacher
Vampire: “Can I come inside?”
English teacher: “I don’t know, can you?”
Vampire: “…I am a vampire. I am physically unable to enter unless you say I can. Me asking can I come inside is correct, I have no ability to enter otherwise”
Vampire: “Nevermind” pulls out a gun and shoots the teacher