Well aware this hits other people for other reasons but it’s definitely mine. That and the 'tism.
“I’ve done it again” you say in your mind before you’ve even stopped oversharing
It’s easier for everyone if I just keep going. Get comfortable.
Doubling down after realization -technique, I like your style.
And then there is me who’s happy when I can just listen and don’t have to talk myself too much
“No, today I will NOT spend three hours spamming my friends about The Simpsons,” he said, finishing up a three hour rant about The Simpsons.
I’m intrigued by your ideas, and would like to subscribe to your 3 hour rant newsletter.
Hi, it’s me, your friends.
Me when I get too comfortable.
Well, that’s gonna come back to haunt me one day.
I wonder why my friends make excuses so often when I ask to hang out…
Definitely not me telling the girl I want to fuck about the time I had my hand in my ex boyfriends ass.
She asked tho 🫣