Lady Butterfly @lazysoci.al to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoAh peace and quietlazysoci.alexternal-linkmessage-square18fedilinkarrow-up1447arrow-down14
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minus-squaretoy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 days agomy first girlfriend was one of his grandkids. but he had a lot of grandkids. she was my first kiss. she was 17 and i was 14. she said she was mad because daniel called her “bautimous” instead of “beutiful”. wow.
minus-squaretetris11@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 days agothe trick to defeating bowser is to jump over his fireballs and land on the axe, but in reality that’s just going to slice your balls in half
minus-squaretoy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 days agoi said JIMMY STEWART HAD A LOT OF GRANDCHILDREN. also, i made out with one during a screening of “The Truth About Cats and Dogs”.
my first girlfriend was one of his grandkids. but he had a lot of grandkids. she was my first kiss. she was 17 and i was 14. she said she was mad because daniel called her “bautimous” instead of “beutiful”. wow.
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the trick to defeating bowser is to jump over his fireballs and land on the axe, but in reality that’s just going to slice your balls in half
i said JIMMY STEWART HAD A LOT OF GRANDCHILDREN. also, i made out with one during a screening of “The Truth About Cats and Dogs”.
Such a bautimus story