• _cryptagion [he/him]@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    14 hours ago

    Get a vasectomy. Takes 15 minutes, there’s no pain and very little discomfort, and you get a doctor mandated three days to sit and play video games while your wife dotes on you.

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      7 hours ago

      Fuck man, if I was going to stay married I wouldn’t need a vasectomy, wife had a tubal when our 2nd was born by C-section - “as long as you’re in there…”

      But now she wants a divorce for what she says is all my fault, but weirdly coincides with some health problems I was having… Like sorry I wasn’t paying enough attention to you when I thought I might be dying…