For me it’s calculating. Too many people put math into their search engines and not their calculator.

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      22 hours ago

      Masturbating would imply physical genital stimulation, something that the Internet cannot perform.

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        Wait are there really not like automated fucking machines connected to the internet?

        Like no one has tried making vr porn and integrating it with some kind of mechanism/robotic arm or something?

        If something like that hasn’t been made humanity has surprised me and also I think I have an invention or two to design and patent lol


        Edit: Looked up “internet connected vibrator” and yeah they definitely exist. Looks like some “Long Distance sex toys” are capable of being operated by/through the internet (imagine seeing a sex toy show up while scanning through local iot devices lol).

        So yes, it appears it is possible (though I’d imagine uncommon) for people to use the internet directly to masturbate.

      • _cryptagion [he/him]@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        If you’re gonna use that logic, then there’s nothing you can do on the internet, because you still need your physical body to interact with the device.