Stubby fingers…
that’s all well and good, Gladys, and i’m happy that you’re finding new and exciting ways to explore your body. But the pages are ruined, Gladys. What am I to do?
Print your own copy
Where can I get one?
Make it
That craftsmanship is outside my wheelhouse. I’d rather pay someone that can do it.
Huh. Wonder what non-fucking ladies read.
The bible.
Still porn.
What’s wrong with moving porn?
Uhaul is going to make a killing
Pensky
There are probably studies done on why women tend to prefer written porn, but off the top of my head: it’s easier to find material that’s made for women’s titillation rather than men’s. Women are more likely to have been raised with both body-shaming and sex-shaming, and keeping the visuals hidden in your brain may feel safer. Also some people (raises hand) are more turned on by scenarios than bodies.
Is there a guy version of this?
here, made with the highest standard of quality
… A folder of bookmarks on their web browser labelled either ‘Definitely Not Porn’ or ‘Research Project’, buried in 8 nested layers of other folders and bookmarks.
Reminds me of that friends episode where Joey finds Rachael’s book.
