Then why don’t women ever loan me some of their thallium when I ask?
wtf this is so accurate
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The Great State of Colorado appears to actually be an individually wrapped cheese slice.
Now I want cheese and I don’t have any here…
The Great State of Colorado appears to actually be an individually wrapped cheese slice.
Always has been. 👨🚀🔫👨🚀
I almost lost my legs when The Object fell out of someone’s purse in front of me in a line
I have a giant bottle of crushed red pepper but otherwise it’s pretty accurate.
I have Cholula, but yeah basically. Oh, wait, no, I don’t have Colorado but that’s because I live in Colorado and I think it would create some kind of paradox or black hole or something if I kept it in my purse.
I knew my wife took my piece of string
My wife said “yeah, they’re just missing tampons”
What do you think the constitution of Botswana is for?
Please, I don’t keep a curling rock in my purse.
About two bowling balls are much more effective.
One in each hand, swung forward to meet either side of your enemy’s head. A simple gesture that sends a powerful message.
I do have always gaming dice, a Rubik’s Cube and a crow whistle; but miss the purse I had in high school that seemed to always have exactly what was needed at any given time. If someone needed a screwdriver, I’d have accidentally left one in my purse, really anything anyone asked for that was purse sized would always be there that day. One time I had a chicken sandwich when someone said they were hungry, even though I didn’t usually put food in there. It was the most useful purse ever and I’ve never had another magic one.
EDC
“Glory to Botswana!” ~the secret vow of womanhood
Only discerning women carry the Clue VCR edition.
OMG THULIUM MENTIONED!!!1!!!1!1!!!
As a Brit, I wish more women would carry a bottle of HP Sauce with them. Beautiful with a sausage roll.
