<Scientists holding their ears to the ground>
Every random Stauber encountered in the wild receives an upvote. This is the law.
When did Eminem fuck the Earth? Did he get it pregnant? All this and more at 11 onfox news… P
That’s when the first kaiju made landfall in San Francisco.
IT’S THE MOLE PEOPLE!
“Down… down…”
Is it a party? Will the Load be there?!
He died as he lived. A total load.
Something is happening in your mom’s bedroom, scientists say
I just so happen to have insider knowledge
News is appearing
Probably the earth is happening
Don’t be ridiculous!
Happenings are adoing!
Probably this https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4gx37ky3gyo
The inner core is usually thought to be shaped like a ball, but its edges may actually have deformed by 100m or more in height in places, according to Prof John Vidale who led the research.
For reference, this is like talking about the height change on a billiard ball after the addition of an amoeba. Except not anywhere near as big as an amoeba.
The neutrinos… they’re evolving!
Internet posts are being loaded!
…and you’re not invited.
Story of my life.
I can feeeel it!
