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I pledge allegiance to the flaming M of the United States of America, and to the Dictatorship for which it stands, one sundered Nation Forced under God, indivisible, without liberty nor justice for all
Oh Say Can You See
By The Dawn’s Early Light
What So Proudly We Hailed
In The Twilight’s Last Gleaming
Bacon Stripes and Burger Buns
Through The Ravenous Night
On The Ramparts We Ate
Its Fat Glisteningly Streaming
Aurora’s fire
If this was in the south, it would be a waffle house sign
Gandalf first needs to purge the orange gremling from the white house.
Has anyone seen Bernies cape and staff?
Nope. Just his mittens.
And Rohan will answer: Daga kotowaru
Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru
Thoughts and prayers
Canada pretends to not be home
Where was America when the freedom fries fell?
America is kill?
Jondor will answer! eh Jandalf?
What’s jaters, precious??
Jeans.
There was a Fiat on fire on the side of the road earlier. Italy answers the call!
Fiat isn’t Italian anymore
Nah they were calling for help, too.
The MacSignal
And nobody will answer.
When stalin had a heart attack, no doctor dared risking saving him.
Kind of appropriate for America to die of a heart attack.
I won’t be concerned until I see the KFC bucket on fire
KFC bucket on fire
2026 Olympic flame.
I first read bacon lol
Id like to order a NATO burger with the real freedom fries this time
May McDonald’s burn to the ground! Good riddance!
