I’ll start by saying that I’d get rid of the need to shit. I’m pretty sure everyone can agree that it’s unpleasant.

  • corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca
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    8 hours ago

    You could pre-empt the need to shit by not having to eat or drink.

    Um, you know that your body expels more than digestion by-products through defecation, right? Where do you think dead blood cells go?

    The other “noble ape” shit I’m not touching.