cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/27771988
Summary
Donald Trump warned the UK must accept chlorinated US chicken imports if it wants relief from new 10% tariffs on British exports.
The U.K. has long reaffirmed its commitment to maintaining high food standards, with polling showing 80% of Britons oppose a ch imports.
Critics argue chlorinated chicken stems from poorer production hygiene, with studies showing high bacteria rates in US chicken.
Farming advocates warn a US trade deal with lower standards would be “devastating for British farming.”
As an American, don’t accept this chicken. American chicken sucks. It’s all fat and hormones with some meat in it and doesn’t taste as good.
Plus chlorinated chicken is weak as fuck. I want brominated chicken. Or better yet, fluorinated chicken. Bathe the chickens in one of the cool halogens or don’t even bother .
Nuke it in UV. Get a nice sear going…
Bring back radium products! Let’s party like it’s the 1920s!
Back then doctors were cool too. Tell them your shoulder hurts and they give you cocaine.
Also, heroin, the new, non addictive cough medicine.