I went to Myrtle Beach once. I was super stressed out from my job and I had a deep need to see the ocean and it was the closest spot from where I was in terms of driving where I could see ocean.
What a shithole.
I’m glad I stayed in a tent in the state park and I hate camping.
FlyingSquid
deep need to see the ocean
Checks out
FlyingSquid
in terms of driving
Does not check out
Do you expect me to fly all the way to Myrtle Beach from Indiana?
Just a hop, skip, and a yeet away
I can’t fly those distances! I’m not a passenger squid!
Do you ride on passenger squids?
Not if I can avoid it.
I’m gonna need another notebook
Let me put it this way, do you think I would be going to Myrtle Beach and staying in a state park if I could afford to take a passenger squid?