Police did not identify the discount supermarket chain. However, they said the cocaine was found at stores in several cities across the state of North Rhine-Westphalia.
Employees at a discount supermarket chain in Germany found 95 kilograms (210 pounds) of cocaine stashed inside crates of bananas, police announced on Monday.
The drugs are reported to have a street value of around €7 million ($7.8 million).
Police did not name the supermarket in question, but said the drugs turned up in several cities around the western state of North-Rhine Westphalia.
Somewhere in Europe, there is a very disappointed drug dealer staring at a number of boxes that contain nothing but delicious, healthful South American bananas.
Asset managers gonna be snorting pure whole bananas to stay awake.
Banana bread is good though
That’s a good point. Plus, it’s summer, and you can’t do summer without a banana split here and there.
Is… is it summer? we are about to have fucking october.
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Aw, looks like fall started yesterday:
https://www.almanac.com/content/first-day-fall-autumnal-equinox
The fall equinox and the first day of autumn arrives on Sunday, September 22, 2024, at 08:44 A.M. EDT in the Northern Hemisphere.
Seems crazy that official summer lasted until just now, wow. Didn’t realize that
I still wish we would adjust our calender system by a few months, so the seasons align better with each quarter.
I’ve never had a banana split… Now I wonder if I’ve ever really done summer.
You’re okay if you have done watermelons.
Just imagine cocaine bread though. 🤔
“I don’t care if you have to eat every banana you are going to find the drugs”