• @[email protected]
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    2321 hours ago

    lemme guess. he slobbers all over his straws and the one time he was served a paper-based straw it got a little ‘mushy’.

    • Flying Squid
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      13 hours ago

      Paper straws do get mushy all the time, even if you don’t slobber all over them.

      On the other hand, they have a much less severe microplastics problem and I think my brain and balls are running out of room for microplastics.

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      1321 hours ago

      like windmills ruined his golf course view so they must be the worst way to generate energy