• @[email protected]
    2•2 months ago

    I guess you’d get donut sugar in your belly button? But if your already heading down the road of fucking donuts, that might not be a concern.

    Probably get ants though.

    • @[email protected]
      2•2 months ago

      Probably get ants though.

      You have saved me from all kinds of trouble with your sensible warnings. I did not think this through well enough.

      If I might trouble you further, o wise one, how about up against the shed wall, each in a pair of welly boots, standing in a paddling pool half full of water?

        • @[email protected]
          2•2 months ago

          Oh, you’re right. Crocs are much, much easier to wash.

          See, everyone should plan their sexcapades on lemmy, you get very high quality advice.

          Oh, wait, wait, I just thought of something. BRB.