spicy pancake

new race wars spring up over attached/detached earlobes, innie/outie belly buttons, and toe length ratios

phone in bed

me who uses Debian at home but SUSE at work: why is the work computer cooler? :[

(tbf the work computer is objectively cooler because it controls a really sciencey machine but still)

Only 20 minutes!? You’re a great internet detective! Thanks so much! Bummer that it’s not some old obscure movie I can watch, but at least now it won’t bug me that I never found out

1. I can make exquisitely intricate paper snowflakes, and have them turn out exactly how I visualized them.
2. I can perfectly control the browning level and inside melted-ness level when I roast marshmallows. My favorite way to do them is: warm but unmelted center surrounded by ~¼" thick melted layer, evenly medium toasted outside, with just one top corner briefly ignited and immediately extinguished for just a hint of char flavor and a bien cuit aesthetic.

Huh. TIL I can do this also

no luck using TinEye and Google Images reverse search

who else is utterly sick of reading the word qUiEtLy in headlines

sauce? looks like a cool goth movie

I’ve been avoiding those lately
I’m lucky I suppose

not even vegan just don’t like eggs and I’m increasingly lol

when I was a broke student living in a studio apartment with no built-in I got me a countertop dishwasher that plugged into the sink with a quick-release hose and that was $200 well spent (got it secondhand, new ones can be a bit pricier)

I had it on a metal rack next to the sink because my countertop space was nonexistent lol. A lot of people put them on rolling racks so they can be moved elsewhere for storage

eggs and nothing else certainly does

i feel like products never used to be perfect but they certainly used to be good and have done nothing but get worse since the invention of the market

EA NASIIIIIIR!!!

not sure about my friend but back then I always responded to being made fun of by further isolating myself among like-minded people lol

Isn’t defending a viewpoint with evidence kinda important even if you think the viewpoint is a “no brainer?”

Nobody owes anyone on the internet a well-researched argument, but those who are up to the task of making them can be pretty influential. Maybe even start to chip away at the corruption of people who have fallen to intolerance propaganda… not all of them are doomed.

One of my best friends is a former manosphere incel. I’m a former perpetually-offended Tumblr SJW. Both of us changed our viewpoints because people pointed out flaws with them. Not everyone changes their viewpoints but some do—though likely not when confronted only with “fuck off”

He was fantastic on Taskmaster

worth letting it dry for a few days and giving it a try.