He doesn’t want Greenland, nor does he want Canada. He wants a smokescreen to distract everybody from whatever bad shit he’s doing on any given day. And it’s working.

Got a non YouTube version?

micropenis

Redundant much? _😉

a direct Survey can give the enumerator data for a final presentating about the unemployment rate is!

Forgive me for being dense, but I don’t understand what you’re saying.

According to the US Dept of Labor and Statistics, ground chuck cost $2.83/lb in March 2008, and 5.85/lb in March 2025. If i can basic math, that’s an increase of 206 106%.

Edit: Math hard.

I did something like this once. I was talking to a buddy I the phone, and freaked out because I couldn’t find my phone to look something up.

I chalk it up to how ubiquitous the device itself is, and how little I use it as an actual phone.

He fits right in with the current administration. 🤦‍♂️

This man is the perfect DUI hire…

I was tempted to correct you (DEI), but you’re still correct with this acronym.

Thank you!

Thank you!

Thank you!

A good time?

But god forbid drag queens sing and dance!

TIL stale beer attracts dick bugs.

And they say scientists don’t have a sense of humor.

😳

You are in for a treat friend.

No, no, no. Fingerprints.

i don’t think so…

I miss the comedy of the 90s.

Where are my Good Morning Vietnam fans?

Why not?! We’ve already decided corporations are people, and people are not people; this is just par for the fucking course.

Goddamnit.