“hey, boss man created a JIRA ticket for the revolution, they wanna know how many story points we think that will be.” 😂

Holy shit it’s AGILE…

Honestly out of all 12 steps it’s the first step that actually hits the hardest.

“We admitted we were powerless over alchohol (although you could substitute alcohol for anything really)—that our lives had become unmanageable.”

As my shrink used to say “the hardest part of overcoming a problem or mistake is admitting you have a problem/made a mistake.”

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I feel sorry for Wozniak… Watching the company he helped build turn into what it has.

And extreme toxicity to the point that it drives everyone away from them so they just start with some Olympic level mental gymnastics to explain why it’s not their fault people hate them.

Mans got 2 braincells fighting for 3rd place and they’re both losing.

Actually learned that trick from a gym rat friend who said to me “I’m here to get a pump. Not a hate boner.”

It would temporarily redeem him. Temporarily. Until he opened his mouth again.

Newsmax… I swear it’s all they ever play on TV at work. I got to the point where I’ll wait till no one’s around before I change the channel and hide the remotes.

Side note, get yourself a universal remote so you can change the channel on TVs in public spaces like gyms and waiting rooms.

I wanna see a cage match between Joe Rogan and Alex Jones where they beat the hell out of each other while debating screaming incoherently.

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