I’d be too afraid to give him a handjob. I can only imagine what force “his stream” would spew out.

Well now those elites who want to hold onto their power and control want us to fight among ourselves. Less scrutiny on how we are getting screwed by them

those are the one’s that I was thinking about

Good point. Hard to code and note for insurance that you had to extract a light bulb from someone’s ass. Insurance Company - “We don’t cover light bulbs up the ass”…you will have to pay cash.

Isn’t that called “original sin”? What a fucked up concept. Every single person born starts out in the negative for shit that they never did

Too many people don’t understand supply and demand. Trades people are always in demand. Just another guy with some joke college degree is not.

Lots of people that live locally near Disneyland or Disney World have annual passes. Except for a few “blackout” dates you can go for free everyday. I can’t imagine why you would even go more than, maybe every 6 months.

First out loud laugh of the day

Understood, but then what is your favorite position to be in when being anally pounded?

I always find it fascinating how the patient says they have NO idea how a remote or a light bulb wound up wedged in their ass

Why is it that as men get older they no longer get morning wood?

Adults going to DisneyWorld as if it was a sacred shrine

You would think it some kind of god which was the common way of explaining the unexplainable

Obesity is responsible for many dying much earlier than the normal life span. Though many here want to deny it. If you care about a person who is obese you wouldn’t tell them you’re fine and no need to lose weight. BUT if you encounter obese people you should never say anything about their appearance. And no smirks or dirty looks either. You have no idea what is going on in their life that got them to this point. The cruelest thing is supporting an obese person by telling them it’s just fine. It’s no different then telling an obviously anorexic person that they look great and aren’t too skinny

I loved Radio Shack for the same reasons. I learned so much from the guys that worked there. I might buy something that only cost $5 but they would spend 30 minutes with me explaining how to fix issues that I had.

I don’t think women are as turned on by the appearance of a cock as a male is to tits

So now I’m thinking its some kind of instruction of how to stand and properly penetrate the other person

funny how no one in school trusted the mainstream media and now they believe everything they say without question

It’s a good concept and a crowd pleaser. It all takes place under the water so no one can be offended. Though if servicing too many in a short time you may see some globs of white floating about.

Was that what you used to wedge out a tape stuck in the player?