Human rights were made for megacorp’s robots anyway.

I still sometimes get those two wrong …

So “don’t talk to strangers” or “don’t give your credit card info to strangers” never really reached the audience, did it?

The next probe we sent out of the solar system should just have a goatse pic on it so the local bunch would immediately know our position.

Only weirdos talk to tits, I, as a gentleman, always address each individually (by their preferred pronouns ofc).

/s

I will wiggle by ass on the camel & make signals with my candle whilst lubricating my onions with beeswax for you to fuck as I please, ok?!?!!

I mean, besides everything being horrifically bad, from a strictly entertainment pov, yeah, I wanna see a vid where 20 of them run away from a single Florida-man wielding a musket & a gator after the initial assault fails to be effective.

(Still all of the 20 heroes would get medals & lifetime annuities for ptsd.)

Well, texturewise, imagine it like biting & bursting a cherry tomato in your mouth …

Is that Leonard Powers from Ugly Americans?

they get paid absolute dick

Maybe op just values (absolute) dick way higher than you do!
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

/s
(So only the bottom 10% get paid about the national median income, 90% are above that. That’s about how much one would pay a "public-"private militia to get. But it’s not even a new organisation, so ofc they are paid OK-ish. And their funding just exploded like an infected haemorrhoid.)

Well, yes, but this is a necessity.

You can’t (yet) run such a system otherwise, it would take way too much funding & time/indoctrination to get unwilling-ish people to do this shit.

Currently ICE HR uses the base mass unemphatic culture with strong branding (+propaganda) & sense of belonging. Which are cheap to exploit/already there.

But even the most sadistic such agents have a limit, more of a hardwired shellshock type of thing that builds up (the more extreme example is how Nazis just had to stop mass executing villages bcs even soldiers that really wanted to do it had like a gore limit that built up to the point of them being unable to physically work).
With ICE agents not seeing the full horror first hand (and just willing to not imagine the consequences) this limit is far off I imagine, unfortunately.

I’m not advocating violence, this is just as a system explanation/mechanic, but ICE agents morale (and thus the effort) is def very vulnerable to any violence at this point. That is the reason why they are getting only the tamest job assignments (=human targets), suspiciously so. It’s not like it wouldn’t help the propaganda machine if they busted violent gangs (they have all the equipment & overwhelming numbers, just not the people capable of not falling apart with such actions).

Ball torture moved to the shaft.

Man came anal pine.

3am is a state of mind.

*Meowjesty

If you get smacked it counts as a blessing.

Please file a complaint with your universe representative.
(There is a line.)

Everyone will get a gift basket that makes them have to buy crypto coins for a pyramid scheme that invests in cryptocurrency!

Me, at age 25, colourised.

But after that I aged rapidly and things got a lot more expensive.

Dryers, beds, even chairs.