“I live at 0024 Long as Fuck Road.”

“OMG, we live on the same street! I live on 999999 Long As Fuck Road.”

If you keep reading they introduce a new skill that just let’s you walk on top the water.

Killen it, 10/10 would lamb.

… no…

I thought it was a discrimination thing

Woke killed the show. It’s the only casualty of woke that I really can’t process.

"This is merica it’s mah glawd given ripe!

Listen dude, I’ve made a least two showerthought posts about cheese pizza Lunchables. You’re not talking with joe biden.

I like that she’s got a bit of weight to her. I know, fit body, would be more feminist but I like what I like.

Shit, reply all lives on.

Dude, come on. This is a real problem we’re facing quit with the maga bs.

Pig walking into a full congress, “these animals are disgusting”

Side quest time. I mean we are getting closer to the final boss.

Wait your turn sea dog. There are at least 5 different flavors of doritos we haven’t discovered yet.

Who am I to argue with that? Take to the streets. I’m there.

Waiting for the big one. Everyone knows it’s coming. Just cant go off prematurely.

I’m not giving up my -shot-

Oof, sucks to be the team of engineers who made this thing. Naming it 47 guarantees it will be the laughing stock of the military. I don’t care if its the most advanced jet in the world. With this target on its back it will get trash talked until the day they retire it.

Got me there but I did say, “every chance you get.”

Sorry guys, I know in my 20s I was still trying to figure out who I wanted to be and figuring out how I aligned with some suit in government was not how I was going to spend my Friday night. Just skip all the media bullshit and start reading about who is voting for what. That will get you to the side you’re on. Theres a lot more to figure out but at the very least do this so you can go vote every chance you get.

The older generations, we aren’t looking out for you, at least enmasse. You’re going to have to form your alliances and hope they keep their end of the deal. Right now the only ones getting anything are billionaires and their subordinates. That just might never change. Maybe you want it that way. I don’t. So good luck.