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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 hours ago

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 hours ago
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    The AI wants to be a chef

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      Or a serial killer.

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    I’ve seen models do this in benchmarks. It’s how they respond without reinforcement learning. Also this is probably fake

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      I’ve had a bunch of questionable Google ai answers already, not as weird as this but enough to make me believe this could also be not fake.

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        I’ve used an unhealthy amount of AI, this is nothing. There was an audio bug in chatgpt that made the assistant scream. The volume and pitched increased and would persist even when I exited the speech mode. It happened several times and even saved a screen recording, but I don’t have it saved on my phone any more. Repeating is very common though.

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      Or the post training is messed up

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    I’m from Finland. We like knives over here.

    That’s entirely too many knives.

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      I got an old Finnish fish fillet knife

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        Have you considered a new set of knives?

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    My wife is going to stab me

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      But with such nice, shiny knives. They look new. Where’d you get them?

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      My wife left me… and so did my knives, it turns out

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    All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.

    All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife. All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife. All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.

    All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.

    All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.

    All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.

    All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.

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    Who wouldn’t love receiving 17 new sets of knives?!

    • FireIced@lemmy.super.ynh.fr
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      I counted and it’s accurate

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    Wanting to skip the divorce proceedings I take it?

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    I wouldn’t mind a ceramic knives set

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      Man, Scott was actually such a piece of shit to Chau…

      I may be mixing up some details between the movie and the…im gonna call it the manga… anyway yeah, he’s shitty in both, boo Scott!

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        To be fair, that’s kind of the point of the story. He’s a bit of a dick who needs to learn to do better.

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          “you’re just another evil ex waiting to happen”

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        Seconded! I only watched the movie recently for the first time and Chau was so sweet (eventually) and sincere. She deserved better!

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          Also, for what its worth:

          I’m Bi-FURIOUS!!!

          Extremely dumb, but also makes me laugh every goddamned time, rofl

          Great delivery from the actress.

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            To be honest,

            Extremely dumb

            kind of sums up the entire movie pretty well. I am still not entirely sure what I watched, but I guess that is my fault for not knowing the manga? It was entertaining though, somehow. But I needed two sessions to watch it.

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              I think time wasn’t super kind to it. And I don’t remember how clear it was in the movie that Scott’s just not a good dude. My memory of the story is that the core is: Scott is bad. Scott accepts that. Scott starts doing better. But maybe that’s just my headcannon.

              It’s a good lesson though! Just because you were bad doesn’t mean you are bad. You can change. Life isn’t a simplistic video game. It’s a lesson I’ve needed from time to time.

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                If you haven’t already seen it, the show from a couple of years ago reflects on the issues the movie (and partially comics) had, and acts as a great sequel. Can’t recommend it enough!

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    This just proves that Google’s AI is a cut above the rest!

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      Cutting edge technology, eh

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    Different idea: how about a new set of knives?

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      I don’t think knives was a suggested option.

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        Then how about a new set of knives?

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          Knives are a good choice, just make sure it’s new. Maybe a whole set?

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            If you’re thinking of giving a set, I’d like to suggest one of knives.

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              How about a set of knives?

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      Saved that for later!

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    Reminds me of Max Headroom getting stuck on a segment

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      Fun fact Max headroom and two characters from the old live-action super Mario bros movie are all based on the current president.

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    Sounds like they are cutting corners and using 8b parameters model that’s from 2023

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      They used devs mode and edited the response to make a screenshot.

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        As much as I hate LLMs, this is probably the correct answer.

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