Send this to the guy with the blue aliens comic.
Or to Randall Munroe. Oh, wait…
Nathan W Pyle. That’s my first thought as well
Boomer humor
Yes, because doing accounting on paper is the same as reading a book. And listening to your boss is the same as listening to your friends.
And rope bondage play with the wife is the same as tying down loads of sheet metal on the back of delivery truck.
What?
I knew I should’ve talked to HR when I was told to “load her up” by my boss!
such is the pixellated world we live in
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Im14andthisisdeep ass post
I enjoyed looking at this on my small screen while listening to something playing on my big screen.
Maybe the screen itself isn’t the point then?
Did people who had to write things for a living ever enjoy books when they got home?
paper decomposes faster than plastic and actually feeds the earth
Exactly right, Joe.
That is deeply amusing. It’s the same instinct…
Not a cellphone in sight, just boomers living in the moment.
pretty sure those are not boomers
I bet there still old enough where I could win a fight by going up a few stairs.
please stop with the Trump insults
Real life is fucking depressing
That marriage is DOOMED.
Reads like straight out of Fahrenheit 451.
(If you haven’t seen Severance yet, get on your big screen and watch it now, you won’t regret it)
I hope season 2 is good
lets judge people by their screen time, i would like to callit Screen shaming
Balatro was yesterday. I swear!
Dont feel ashamed my comrade screen time is screen time, and yours sucks as well, like all of us
I’m okay with this, but I think my PC screen time would look pretty bad :')
what are you a phone hermit?
Yeah, that’s probably not too far off actually, haha. I just really enjoy a larger screen more. Maybe if I get one of those fancy foldable phones one day, it’ll get way higher.
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Size is what matters. You need to judge people by their screen sizes.
my size is like 6.5, what about you?
50 inch. Is your screen 6.5 inch or 6.5 cm? Or 6.50 m perhaps?
phone = like an hour texting, since music is screen off. laptop: all the time I don’t have to sleep in school or at home, so about 6h
that is not many hours of time :( I want a refund.
You may start with meWow that’s a lot of phone time. The only time I get close to that amount of screen time is when I’m doing a long drive using maps to get there. My average looks to be around 1-3. Though mine doesn’t work it out nicely like yours.
You guys make me feel good!
woaah look at this score, i don’t know the average, but im sure it’s above, respect. Consider using horse blinkers, that way you optimize even more that score.
How about me
Although I might be cheating because I have multiple phones (for work – I assure you)
Yes for work, not at all for meme screening and screenturbation
You are exactly half the man I am.
Get on my level
Wow how did you manage to reach almost 12 hours for a lot of those days? I consider myself chronically online, but my highest this week was just over 6 hours lol.
What happened on Wednesday?
edit: also, What Happened to Monday?
Total: 46 hrs, 45 min
Average: 6 hrs, 40 min per dayAfter subtracting Maps (driving, not looking at phone) and work ticketing app:
Total: 24 hrs 39 minutes
Average: 3 hrs, 31 minutes per dayFinally a worthy opponent
You guys realize there’s jobs that don’t require constant screen usage right?
Yes but you get board hanging on the back of garbage truck so you take a screen with you.
Yes, but most of them involve constant interaction with people that have forgotten how to interact with people.
Not to be the cliche guy… But trades work was my answer
I abhor interacting with people… Now I have maybe 4 people to talk to in a whole day. I just do my job and go home
My job involves utilizing a screen all day, but I actually only tend to frequently glance up at it and don’t spend a lot of time staring directly at it. I use voice dictation software for my job so I just do quick checks that it’s working and I’m on the right screen essentially. Most of my work is with my hands and it can be pretty neat! There are a lot of kinds of jobs out there!
Hisssss! Get away with your poison words! Leave me to my tippy tapping at my special clickety clackety keyboard!
Yes, but how will I become a furry in tech otherwise
It’s a balance :)
Become a network admin and you can stare at blinking lights instead, making sure they don’t stop blinking.
What ist a blinking light if not a very low resolution screen?
Trust me, we got screens there too now.
But we do get good excuses to smash em now and then. Oopsie doodles.
And the more control you have over the work the more screen time you get. My family has a lot of contractors, and my dad left that to work trades for the government. Before my dad died he spent most of his day on his computer, even though it was his least favorite part, but he was the head of his department. My contractor uncles all spend hours a day on screens, calls, orders, book keeping, meetings, drafting, reading specifications, reading contracts, etc., now that they are the head of businesses that have younger people doing most of the physical work.
Right, and for some reason replacing “screen” with “paper” makes it somehow not a problem?
Screens are actually bad for our health…
Yeah, welll… so is smoking an 8 ball of crack in 30 minutes, but that’s how long it takes.
Are they? Most studies I have read on that matter are… not good science, to put on nice words.
So is the ink on paper if you eat too much of it.
