Not far off from the plot of the 2009 film Moon
Bad day to be one of the Ramirez’s
I’d get the rest of the crew near or in the module and discuss the next course of action.
“Ramirez. Suit up. You’re gonna go out there and you’re not coming back in until there is only one of you left.”
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Two courses of action.
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You detain and tie up the Ramirez already inside, just in case. Then you let the Ramirez outside in and do the same. You proceed trying to figure out what’s going on. Who is the real one? Problem with this scenario is now you 100% have the fake one inside with you.
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You detain and tie up the Ramirez already inside, just in case. You leave the one outside to die. Unethical, but now there’s only a 50/50 chance the one inside with you is the fake one.
Alternate option if you’re feeling really unethical is you just instantly kill the one already inside and also leave the one outside to die. Technically the safest option.
You look yourself at the mirror: You are Ramirez
No.
Oh I’ve seen this one.
You tie them both up. Set them down on a couch next to each other. Get each of their blood into a dish. Then you take a flame thrower, heat up some metal and apply it to each dish of blood. Easy.
And then your buddy with the working flamethrower stands there like a total moron and gets killed for it.
Alternate option if you’re feeling really unethical is you just instantly kill the one already inside and also leave the one outside to die. Technically the safest option.
Kick out the inside Ramirez and let them fight to the death. The winner is the fake one.
Won’t someone please consider a time travel option??
No the Cosmonaut skeleton told me that’s dumb.
And if he floats, he’s also a witch.
No you put both of them outside and then try to resolve it. Then no matter what happens the station is still ok. They both have comms, nothing is gained by letting either in.
Everyone knows the correct answer is the alternate option, but the first one makes the initial drama and sets up the opportunity for a movie to happen in the first place.
Of course it is. Until Ramirez is your child.
Coming soon to theaters: Among Us
I hate how fucking plausible this joke is, if this actually happens I’m holding you personally accountable
Was there ever any merit to that claim that you could post elaborate plots on some subr*dt and make it harder for movie studios to make those exact films?
Don’t worry, I’ve only pitched it to Warner Bros.
There it goes on the shelf, next to Batgirl.
Given how well the Minecraft and FNAF movies did, it’s almost guaranteed to happen.
Starring Jack Black
🤢
I hear that the movie is very SUSpenseful
I vote to eject you for that pun.
Kill them both. I’m actually Ramirez. The creatures don’t understand names.
Or you’re in the Trump regime and deport both Ramirez’
If the non-ramirez entity has any sort of offensive powers, trying to kill or restrain it might yield a worse outcome. Like, you try to tie up the one inside and it decides the cat is out of the bag, so it bursts out of its skin suit and strangles you.
Was gonna happen eventually anyway tho, no?
Maybe it just wants a snuggle buddy, and is only violent when threatened. Ramirez isn’t bad looking…
“Ramirez this is so unlike you. I’m not saying I don’t like it. I’ve just never seen you this affectionate before. Wait a second… GUYS WE KILLED THE WRONG RAMIR—“
If theres one thing I know about aliens, its that the whole ship needs to burn in orbit. Its the only way to be sure.
You obviously remove the Ramirez with the goatee.
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We bought this run-down house, my boyfriend and I. While he started working on converting the kitchen into the main bedroom, I insisted on removing the old wallpaper. The previous owner papered every wall and ceiling in the house! It’s a lot of work to remove, but it feels so good to get rid of it. The best feeling is getting a long peel, like when your skin peels after a bad sunburn. I turned it into a game, on the hunt to rip the longest piece possible.
I noticed there was a person’s name and date under a corner section of paper in every room. I couldn’t help but investigate and Googled those names. What I discovered left me speechless. The names all belonged to missing people, and the dates matched the day of their disappearance! We notified the police, who sent the crime scene team. I overheard one of them say, “Yeah, it’s human.” Wait, what’s human? “Ma’am, where is all the material you removed? This isn’t wallpaper.”
If you have not read it, I recommend you this short comic: https://emcarroll.com/comics/faceallred/01.html
Same dread feeling…
Oops, already ate it. Sorry, didn’t know it was evidence.
you know, in a day and age where it’s wearisome to accuse one’s neighbours, i still find it surprisingly easy to tell my friends you’re a scoundrel.
debunk: would be too expensive, plant fiber is orders of magnitude cheaper.
Another debunk: human skin wallpaper would be irregularly shaped, so it wouldn’t have “corners” to write names and dates under. Also, it would be a lot more than one victim per wall. Also also, I’m pretty sure it would look profoundly weird and not like normal wallpaper at all.
Nice foreshadowing with the bit about peeling a sunburn, though.
If you already have some spare skin you can at least use it for somethimg. You wouldn’t eat that anyway, and mom will be happy for you remodeled the kitchen!
You wouldn’t eat that anyway
Who’s to say it’s not like pork rinds?
it puts the fiber on the walls or it gets the audit again
What is a clickhole?
Edit: looks like it’s a Cracked style website.
It was a website from The Onion that parodied crappy content sites like BuzzFeed, Bored Panda, etc. It was sold to Cards Against Humanity in 2020.
I miss cracked D;
Ramirez sus
“Ramirezes, quick, what’s something only we would know?” I asked sobbing, sweating, with a gun pointed at indoor Ramirez’s head.
Isn’t it something happening in Solaris?
Wasn’t this a Netflix movie
This is essentially John Carpenters “The Thing” but in space instead of Antarctica. One of my favorites.
Barry is afraid of vampires.
Yeah this “meme” shows me that people have no idea of true horror and have to copy common troops like shape-shifting aliens
That you, Ramirez?
Guys I think this is the fake Sakychu
What?
Look up, the joke is up there
