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compostgoblin@slrpnk.net to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 28 days ago

Microwave rule

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Microwave rule

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compostgoblin@slrpnk.net to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 28 days ago
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  • Riskable@programming.dev
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    That sounds… hot.

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    Best I can do is the washing machine. No one had ever called their step brother for help with getting stuck in the microwave.

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    deleted by creator

  • evidences@lemmy.world
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    Where on the body is the microwave located?

  • Skullgrid@lemmy.world
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    nah, shower stuff is excellent

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      only if you have the right lube on have IMO. this stuff is great for shower stuff and it’s made in Germany.

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        Silicone lube is a requirement.

        It’s really not worth the hassle, though. Fool around in the shower then move it to a different surface for sex.

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    Um… No, thanks

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