I am at the point I don’t know what’s satire any more. But at the very least it’s real.

It’s like they had a naming contest at an elementary school…

The stupidity is deliberate. It’s an assertion of values and power (“we are in charge, not the pencilnecks who say things are complicated”). It’s like the aggressive ugliness of a Cybertruck: forcing your will onto everyone else wouldn’t demonstrate your power as much if everyone else didn’t find you objectionable.