• LuckingFurker (Any/All)
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    22 days ago

    No-one said he doesn’t let the homies hit his ass, he’s just saying if he had a pussy they could hit that too

      • @[email protected]
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        221 days ago

        I guess you’d get donut sugar in your belly button? But if your already heading down the road of fucking donuts, that might not be a concern.

        Probably get ants though.

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          221 days ago

          Probably get ants though.

          You have saved me from all kinds of trouble with your sensible warnings. I did not think this through well enough.

          If I might trouble you further, o wise one, how about up against the shed wall, each in a pair of welly boots, standing in a paddling pool half full of water?

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              221 days ago

              Oh, you’re right. Crocs are much, much easier to wash.

              See, everyone should plan their sexcapades on lemmy, you get very high quality advice.

              Oh, wait, wait, I just thought of something. BRB.

    • zout
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      1023 days ago

      Depends on the thickness of the donut and the butt cheeks. So probably less than one.

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        21 days ago

        Are you boasting about your phat ass, or is it just such a mighty bubble butt that it would pop anything else that got near it?

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          21 days ago

          On reflection, I think I’m posting too much in this thread.

          I’m not sure what it means. I’ll talk it over with my shrink on Tuesday.

  • @[email protected]
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    1521 days ago

    I think either women are over estimating the size of donut holes or they are not getting satisfaction in pillow fun time.

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        21 days ago

        Oh shit, that was meant to be a dm.

        Never mind. Own it. Own it.

        Yeah, I’ve got nothing to be ashamed of… No, no, that’s not always true, post-nut clarity and all that.

        Er, we all have needs, and sometimes… No, no, that’s a bit entitled.

        A mouth’s a mouth, and what two consenting adults get up to in their garden shed is of no concern to anyone. Yeah.

        Just as long as its out of view of the window so Mrs Stephenson next door doesn’t get a bit of a surprise when she weeds the rose bed.