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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 3 months ago

How were you even supposed to train for that?

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How were you even supposed to train for that?

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 3 months ago
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    “We’ve been attacked by four giant turtles with ninja weapons!”

    “Damn! How many dead?”

    “Uh… well, we’re all quite bruised, sir!”

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    Ah, a fellow 'chucker!

    Keep practicing!

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    You left out the part where they steal all that shit, which is why we kicked their asses.

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      “We”? 🤨

      Donnie, is that you?

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        Bossa Nova!

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          Kappa… cappucino?

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            Chevy Nova?

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              I’m disappointed in all of you. The next line is:

              “Excellent!”

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    Video: I was a teenage Foot Clan ninja.

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    99% of the time do cool ninja shit. 1% of the time get kicked in the face by a turtle man. Worth it.

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    If I was asked to go underground and be taught by Master Tatsu (Toshishiro Obata), a real-life shinkendo samurai swordsman master, and Hollywood’s gold standard trainer guy for anything to the martial arts. Hell ya. Put that on my tombstone. I’d probably make a terrible ninja – but what a awesome way to die.

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    It’s less get your ass beat and more get something thrown at you so you lose your balance and fall.

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    Sam Rockwell can sell anything

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    Idk why but that reminds me of that Rucka Rucka Ali verse.

    "You like Ninja Turtles?

    I was the third.

    clansmen."

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    Had to show my nephew the good turtles movies. The new ones were terrible

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